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Splendiferous

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Eem, the merchandise

My Interests

wackyball (extremely non-competitive tennis that is more about trash-talking), the boots meal deal, cursing like a sailor, poking fun, Quiet anger, cowboy ballads, Thrift store records, Using my powers of slang to bamboozle.

I'd like to meet:

A hooker with a heart of gold.

Music:

The Who, Rolling Stones, Rilo Kiley, Clem Snide, Journey!!!, The Chi-Lites, The New Pornographers, Ryan Adams, The Delfonics, Elvis Costello, Django Reinhardt, Tears for Fears, Richard Thompson, The Magnetic Fields, Joy Division/New Order, The Osborne Brothers,The Faces (small and regular), Iron & Wine, OutKast, Jonathan Richman, Flaming Lips, Amy Rigby, Leonard Cohen, Paul Simon, The Main Ingredient, Bert Jansch, Flatt & Scruggs, Velvet Underground, The Kinks, Loretta Lynn, Blossom Dearie, Patti Smith, INXS

Movies:

Best thing ever.



MS 386 promo video. Boring until the 7 minute mark when the production is taken over by crack-smoking monkeys.

Secretary, Me you and everyone we know, I Heart Huckabees, The Squid and the Whale, White Christmas, The Sting, Pretty in Pink, 13 going on 30, Little Miss Sunshine, The Kids are Alright, Withnail and I, The Emperor's new groove, Sneakers, Ghost World, What's up tiger lily?, The Muppets Take Manhattan, Duck Soup,Princess Mononoke, Coming to America, Amelie, The Shining, Hannah and Her Sisters, Mr T's "Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool", The Right Stuff, Grey Gardens, 24 Hour Party People, Happiness

Television:



The Mighty Boosh, Black Books, 30 Rock, American Office Robot Chicken, The E! True Hollywood story of Herve Villechaize (Almost as good as the one for Charles in Charge), Boston Legal, Project runway, Moonlighting and of course...Baywatch nights.I love TV. TV is magic.

Books:



Wonder Boys, Giant, Harpo Speaks, Persuasion, Sister Carrie, Live and Let Die, Sex drugs and cocoa puffs, Getting Even, Jeeves and the Impending Doom, Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay, The Ordinary Princess, Maniac Magee, The Man in the High Castle, My life and hard times , The Stranger, Travels in Hyperreality

Heroes:



Grover, Groucho Marx, Woody Allen, Peter Sellers, Pete Townsend, Master Shake, Rosalind Russell, and the venerable Dr. Ben Howard, new-age man slut.

My Blog

Merch!

    I have a new t-shirt design, and I think people should buy it! Love, Eem(it's hard to see, but it says "mature content")impressed?  Get it HerePS, Shut your face, Neil....
Posted by Splendiferous on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 01:26:00 PST

the hillbilly 670

A Haiku about 104, my second favourite freeway.Ribbon of BlacktopSparse of traffic and potholesImpressive Mud FlapsI'm feeling much better by the way.  Thanks for being pals guys....
Posted by Splendiferous on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 08:04:00 PST

arg

I feel like somebody has probably phished my account. So if you get any weird messages from me, disregard them.
Posted by Splendiferous on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 10:30:00 PST

A blog expressly so that chris can swoon over my awesomeness

I got a Hermes scarf, still in its lovely orangey-gold wrapper for 99 cents at the thrift store.    I officially rule....
Posted by Splendiferous on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 09:28:00 PST

moon.

My adopted kitty died.  Her name was moon, and even though she was really Emmas, she would sleep on my chest in the middle of the night and really enjoyed it when I sang afternoon delight to her....
Posted by Splendiferous on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 06:47:00 PST

copycaaaaat,

Folks--The Daily Show is filming in Columbus this week.  Everybody should tune in and see the spectacularity.  So here's a survey and some fair pictures I keep meaning to put up.  leav...
Posted by Splendiferous on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 07:32:00 PST

Momentousness

I have decided to watch every James Spader movie ever made.  It's a great way to spend time.  Right now it's Pretty in Pink and Secretary.  Next week it's Tuff Turf and Sex Lies an...
Posted by Splendiferous on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 08:37:00 PST

ahem

This is a placeholder for what is going to be a sweet blog. So don't yell at me, Neil Jones...it's not my fault that a cat knocked my memory card under my dresser....
Posted by Splendiferous on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 07:42:00 PST

I was tagged by Susie, and now I must seek counseling

The first player of this game starts with 6 weird things/habits/stories about him/herself and people who get tagged must write a blog of their own 6 weird things, as well as state this rule clearly. I...
Posted by Splendiferous on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 06:18:00 PST

heh, job

Heh, yeah...so I was promoted at work today...although I don't know if I'm exactly excited since I didn't mind my lack of responsibility...Oh well, the money will be handy at least, so I can move out ...
Posted by Splendiferous on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 09:34:00 PST