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Mr. Cracka

I'm thinking of getting metal legs...it's a risky operation, but it'll be worth it

About Me


When you first meet me, you're probably not gonna like me, but if you can't stand me, that's okay cuz after you get to know me you'll love me...unless I can't freakin' stand you. I'm cocky, arrogant, selfish, and loud-mouthed...I'm very affectionate, caring, supportive, and silly as hell. I recognize my flaws and I'm trying to make myself a better person but sometimes I wonder if that's just how we are and it's inevitable that's there's no changing that. I absolutely love to people-watch...there's nothing more entertaining then to sit in the back of a room and just observe other people's actions and emotions. Most of the time I'm doing stuff by myself like going to the movies or having dinner. This is probably where my selfish side comes in cuz I can do what I want, when I want, and not worry about anybody else. Hey, at least I'm honest. I admit it sucks sometimes hangin' out by myself...I do get lonely. Everyday I learn something new about me. What I know for sure is that if you think positive you'll get positve results. Here's some other interesting tidbits about myself.... ~I love to smile and make others smile with me.~I absolutely love kids. My 9 year-old daughter is my favorite!!~I've been practicing some magic tricks but I'm a terrible magician. I screw up tricks all the time. It's too funny.~Sometimes I tinkle when I laugh real hard...LOL!~I'm real weird about germs, but when it comes to sex, germs are thrown right out the window...go figure.~My common sense ain't so common.~I practice dance moves all the time in my room but I still can't get that "pop-lock-and-drop-it" down.~I catch myself drooling all the time...I just hope you don't!~Does everybody know my friend GREG?? When you see him, tell him to GO FUCK HIMSELF!!! Hey Greg...I'm sorry about that tattoo.

My Interests



I'd like to meet:

All my peeps that rode the lil' bus to school. Shady people do not apply.

Music:

Man, I love it all. Music makes the world go round. It'll make you happy when you're sad, and sad when you're happy. Imagine what it would be like if we didn't have music *he closes his eyes* Aaahhhhh! I listen to everything ranging from Korn, Metallica, Rage, ACDC, Porno for Pyros, Everlast (Whitey Ford), Cold Play, Limp Bizkit, Nirvana, Jane's Addiction, to R&B (that's mah baby makin music). I also like electronic music like Deep House, Progressive Trance, Jungle, and some Breaks. But my first love is Old School Hip-Hop fo sho. It's just what I grew up listening to. Hip-hop right now is in great need of a hero. I just started listening to Country cuz I'm sick of hearing the same style of rap. It's gone so commercial, and I think some rappers need to go back and listen to some real Hip-hop. Tell a story like Slick Rick or flow like fluid, like Pac use to do.

Movies:

Let's see...I like those really long-ass movies like Gladiator, We were soldiers, Saving Private Ryan, Scarface, The Last Samurai, The Lord of the Rings trillogy, and then you got Joe Dirt, Old School, Kids, Bad Boys 2, Jenna loves Kobi, Crash, and I can't wait for The Devinci Code to come out!

Television:

Entourage~ ..1 by far. Yo, if you have HBO check out this miniseries! Family Guy (luv lil' Stewie), Malcom in the Middle, O.C., Girls Next Door, Pimp my Ride, and last but not least SPORTCENTER!

Books:

The Devinci Code (what a great book!), Angels and Demons, and my favorite....."The Underboss, a biography about Sammy the Bull Gravano.

Heroes:

My mother. Man I put that woman through alot of shit and she still stuck by my side. She has taught me what unconditional love is.

My Blog

My Top 10 Tips for VEGAS

Vegas baby Vegas...what a wild place! The neon lights, the huge outdoor big screen televisions, the larger than life posters on the side of every hotel....Toni Braxton, Prince, and even Carrot Top (wh...
Posted by Mr. Cracka on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 07:27:00 PST

I'M MOVING TO TEXAS!!!

That's right peoples, I'm moving to Corpus Christy, Texas this summer some time around June or July. It's time to go. Shit, I've been here since '99 and have had the best 8 years of my life!! South Fl...
Posted by Mr. Cracka on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 07:43:00 PST

I'm retiring my penis!

Yeah, it's true. I'm not even gonna masterbate anymore. I promise...and I also deleted all the porn off my computer.  My lil' ding-a-ling is not gonna get me where I want to be in life and I...
Posted by Mr. Cracka on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 03:34:00 PST

Wake up call

I played in a big softball tournament all day today and you know what? I didn't have any freakin' fun. Everybody just wants to fight and throw the ball at people, hitting the ball up the middle a...
Posted by Mr. Cracka on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 09:47:00 PST

Male and Fremale Poem

FEMALE POEM I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen long. One who thinks before he speaks One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I! want him to be gainfully employed, And w...
Posted by Mr. Cracka on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 02:01:00 PST