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Zumoto

About Me

My name is Jonathan Jarquin but some people know me as Dr. McNarcist, but lemme press powse for a second and lemme tell you about a women named Jemima who changed my life. Leaves of Jupiter are everywhere and remember that it happened a really long time ago in 94 and was the dopest song I ever wrote, ya feel me.

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My Interests


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jonathan
Birthday: September 29th
Birthplace: Hollywood
Current Location: North Hollywood
Eye Color: blue, green
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'8
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: hispanic
The Shoes You Wore Today: Shoes of Justice lvl 2
Your Weakness: friends
Your Fears: spiders
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni Pizza with lots of cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: become a better everything
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "..."
Thoughts First Waking Up: "fuck I need to pee, what time is it?"
Your Best Physical Feature: eyes
Your Bedtime: whenever I get tired
Your Most Missed Memory: I have too many
Pepsi or Coke: neither, I'm a water guy
MacDonalds or Burger King: neither, they both suck
Single or Group Dates: 3x SMASH!!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: can't I have both? =(
Cappuccino or Coffee: Monster!!
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: who doesn't
Do you Sing: every chance I get
Do you Shower Daily: yep
Have you Been in Love: I'm in love with myself
Do you want to go to College: I'm already there
Do you want to get Married: no rush lol
Do you belive in yourself: yes, reach for the stars! O_O
Do you get Motion Sickness: only if I drink a big ass XXL Monster can and ride the Gearworks ride 3 times, and the teacup ride twice X_x
Do you think you are Attractive: yea
Are you a Health Freak: if I have to be
Do you get along with your Parents: more often the most
Do you like Thunderstorms: hell yea, it's fun hearing those loud noises no one can do shit about
Do you play an Instrument: singing, piano, my penis
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: ...
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Motrin, and Antiniotics, Tylonel
In the past month have you gone on a Date: a few
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: uhhh nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I've wanted to
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: at a lame kids party with my band
In the past month have you been Dumped: I do the dumping
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no, but that's always fun
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Kingdom Hearts
Ever been Drunk: ...
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: in a game, many times
Ever Shoplifted: yes, stole a small flashlioght when I was 8
How do you want to Die: saving the world
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A pokemon master!!
What country would you most like to Visit: JAPAN!!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: light brown
Favourite Hair Color: light brown
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: not taller then me
Weight: no more the 300 pounds
Best Clothing Style: ...
Number of Drugs I have taken: ...
Number of CDs I own: N/A
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1

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I'd like to meet:

People that drink Chasta so passionately.

Music:

lots of crazy styles

Movies:

ones that don't suck and some that do cuz I'm bored. Ex: Exorcism of Emily Rose, Spiderman 3, Pokemon 7, Land Before Time fuckin 49, Leprechaun in the Hood, High School Musical,...

Television:

House, Family Guy, Shinchan, Threes Company, I Love Lucy, Married With Children, Small Wonder, Duck Tails, Darkwing Duck, Gummi Bears, Tailspin, Captain Planet, School House Rock, Charlie Brown, Carmen Sandiego, Power Rangers, X-Men, Reading Rainbow, Freakazoid, Batman and Robin, OG Batman...

Books:

Goosebumps, Where's Waldo, Mad Libs, Spot, Where the Wild Things Grow, Superstitious, Falling Up, The Giving Tree..

Heroes:

Batman, Freakazoid, Flash, Xavier, Magneto, Juggernaut, Nightcrawler, Gambit, Rogue, Wolverine, Silver Surfer, Jean, Dr. McNarcist, Dr McPowse, Dr.House, Dr. McBlinky...