.... what can I say, I'mma fool when it comes to lubb
HA..HA!! THIS IS SO TRUE!!!!!
You know ur from OXNARD if...
1. YOU LOVE TO EAT STRAWBERRIES
2. YOU BITCH ABOUT HOW HOT IT IS IN OTHER PLACES
3. YOURE WORRIED A SEAGULL MIGHT SHIT ON YOUR HEAD
4. WHEN U GO CRUISIN' ON SAVIERS ROAD
5. U HONK YOUR HORN WHEN U SEE THE OXNARD COLLEGE RUNNERS
RUNNING ON PLEASANT VALLEY
6. YOUR RADIO IS PRESET TO EITHER 104.7 OR 103.3
7. YOU THINK ALL THE RICH WHITE PEOPLE LIVE AT CAMARILLO
8. YOU OWN A HAT THAT SAYS "OXNARD"
9. YOU SING THE 2PAC SONG "CALIFORNIA LOVE, " AND CHANGE ONE OF THE CITIES TO SAY "IN THE CITY OF OXNARD!!!'
10. YOUR MYSPACE PROFILE FEATURES A CRAPLOAD OF Q1047 DJ'S
11. YOU POP A CHUBB WHEN YOU HEAR ABOUT THE DALLAS
COWBOYS COMING TO TRAIN IN OXNARD
12. SANTA BARBARA IS YOUR OFFICIAL, "PARTY CENTRAL"
13. YOU'VE BECOME DESENSITIZED TO THE SMELL OF THE FIELDS
14. SOMEBODY IN YOUR FAMILY IS IN SOME WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM, CONNECTED TO: COxCH
15. YOU REFER TO RIO MESA HIGH AS "RIO MESSED UP"
16. U LOVE WATCHING THE C.I/HUENEME OR PACIFICA/OXNARD FOOTBALL GAMES TO SEE IF A FIGHT BREAKS OUT AFTER THE GAME
17. YOU SAY "THE NARD"
18. U CAN'T GO ONE DAY WITHOUT HEARING A GEORGE LOPEZ JOKE
19. DOWNTOWN OXNARD IS KNOWN TO YOU AS "SHEMALE VILLE" ON THE WEEKENDS.
20. YOU MAKE FUN OF CHEDDARS EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE ONE.
21. YOUR HEART ALWAYS SKIPS A BEAT WHEN U DRIVE DOWN COLONIA
22. YOU REFER TO THE CENTERPOINT AS THE "CHEDDAR MALL"
23. YOU LEAVE FROM THERE, YOU BRAG ABOUT GREAT MEMORIES LIL' BIG OXNARD LEFT YOU*
YOU SEXI !! ----------ANY NEW FRIENDS FOR THE FUN OF IT :]
ROB THOMAS - just like it
FAITH EVANS - like her style
TEGO CALDERON - gets down!
JULIETA BENEGAS - my kind of smooth listening
T.I. - for when I'm feelin' gansta
AVENTURA - they the shit
LENNY KRAVITZ - just cool
MARIAH CAREY - who doesn't like her?
MICHELLE BRANCH - her lyrics make so much sense
LUDACRISS - his music's fun
ENRRIQUE IGLESIAS - great work w/the lyrics
INDIA - her old jams are cool
ALEJANDRO FERNANDEZ - goes great w/Tequila!
even throw some JOAN SEBASTIAN and PEPE AGUILAR in there.
don't really watch much t.v. and when I do, probably music videos, novelas or cartoons w/my lil monkey.
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I don't really read as much as I should- but one book I'd encourage all the Supermommys out there to read, is The New Strong-Willed Child -by Dr. James Dobson (Especially if u got a wild one!)
HECTOR AND YO MAMA!! .....NO, SERIOUSLY; I Think every mom out there is a heroine, ESPECIALLY MINE