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About Me

I'm seventeen, and overweight with too much imagination. I just finished high school, and I'm trying desperately to keep myself sane....It's harder than I thought it would be.I spend most of my days writing fan fiction. Wanna make me happy? ASK TO READ SOME!!!!

My Interests

Anime (Hellsing, Rurouni Kenshin, Inuyasha), writing (Both fan fiction and original fiction) reading (Anne Rice and loooads of other stuff.) Listening to music, watching old movies. I'm interested in the medical field, as I hope to be an physican's assitant when I grow up (if I should be so lucky.)

I'd like to meet:

The vibe is big and the room is small. I want to meet someone who knows what that means.

Music:

Disturbed, The Rasmus, Anna Nalick, Savage Garden, Iron Maiden, James Blunt, Pink, The Clash.

Movies:

Stigmata, Brokeback Mountain, Donnie Darko, The Matrix (just the first one), Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (and pretty much anything with Johnny Depp.) The Chronicles of Narnia, The Craft, Practical Magic, War of the Worlds, Interview With the Vampire.

Television:

House, M.D., Bones. Maury, Starting Over.

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Books:

The Vampire Lestat, Interview With the Vampire, Fight Club, Choke, Invisible Monsters, Misery, Little Women, Road to Nowhere, The Midnight Club, The Secret Garden (I'm still a kid at heart, I swear it.) White Oleander, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, She's Come Undone, Keeping You A Secret, Define "Normal", Angela's Ashes.

Heroes:

Jesus and Batman. And Russell Brand... One of these things is not like the others. One of these things just doesn't belong.
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My Blog

And I’d Be Inclined To Be Yours For the Taking

So I'm taking these pills for to fill up my soul, and I'm drinking them down with cheap alcohol. Mmm'kay, I think I might have narrowed down the Halloween costume ideas. Also...
Posted by A Beautiful Disaster on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 12:23:00 PST

It’s All Gravy, Baby.

Come on baby, don't say maybe. Ouch. That... Ouch. I made a roast in the crock pot today, because yesterday was SWMBK's birthday and that's what she wanted for dinner. ...
Posted by A Beautiful Disaster on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 06:45:00 PST

Nickel Creek Lyrics

Tomorrow is a Long Time-Nickle Creek If today was not an endless highway If tonight was not a crooked trail If tomorrow wasn't such a long time Then lonesome would mean nothing to me at all Yes, ...
Posted by A Beautiful Disaster on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 06:34:00 PST

"Ohmigod,Ohmigod!" "This is why you are NOT my emergency contact."

If sugar falls all over me. If sugar falls, then we'll see. I love hanging out with Kenny and JT. I do NOT love stepping on thorn plants. Mainly because the thorns...
Posted by A Beautiful Disaster on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 03:49:00 PST

"Get out your fucking parka!"

If you say I'll heal you, I'll always be yours. If you say I'll kill you, if I do something wrong. Still feels like the first time to stand here by your side, together regardless, we walk...
Posted by A Beautiful Disaster on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 02:43:00 PST

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Posted by A Beautiful Disaster on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 04:04:00 PST

"Oh, we know her style. We just don’t like it."

We turn the dirt with our palms cupped like shovels. But I know our filthy hands can wash one another, and not one speck will remain. I do believe it's true, that there are roads left in both of...
Posted by A Beautiful Disaster on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 02:36:00 PST

The Scheme of Things

There's lots of pretty, pretty ones that wanna get you high. But all the pretty, pretty ones will leave you low and blow your mind. Today was my...
Posted by A Beautiful Disaster on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 04:39:00 PST

"Eureka! Cleaners! Best Name Ever!"

You're cynical and beautiful, you always make a scene. You're monochrome delirious, you're nothing that you seem. I'm drowning in your vanity, your laugh is a disease, you're dirty and you're sw...
Posted by A Beautiful Disaster on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 06:17:00 PST

"Food is for tasting, not for hearing!"

I'll just wait for Mom and Dad to die and get my inheritance. I want more, 'cause I'm getting bored, and I'm going nowhere fast. Omar the Cat came home today! He'd been...
Posted by A Beautiful Disaster on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 02:09:00 PST