Heres to bitches&and being one |
I said 'Jesus Christ Almighty, is that you?'
He said 'None other.'
He said 'You gotta look at the positive side of life. You're a good looking man Rod.'
I said 'I know Lord'
He said 'You got brain...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 04:00:00 GMT |
washing the baby out with the bath water |
You know, there's a phrase in Texas, washing the baby out with the bath water. This refers to when a guy ejaculates and does an involuntary crap. Well, what can I say? &I washed the baby out with the ...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 03:52:00 GMT |
Im the living sickness |
'Here's to rocks and crawling under them', I said to nobody and everybody. I raised the bottle in one hand and drained the last finger of whiskey, a last kick from a dying mule. Swung down from the ba...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 03:49:00 GMT |
