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" 'Steve was attracting alot of attention from women until he came upon the dance floor. Putting it kindly he was rather like an albatross hoping on sticks'
... right then. Firstly-"
"-You wouldn't be attracting women in the first place."
"Rick, if I had been, I would have informed the mail myself. Point A. Point 2, as you well know, if I take to the dance floor, which on this occasion I didn't ( I remember distinctly because I love to dance) I wouldn't not have been described as a giant albatross hoping on sticks. As you well know I'm a good mover. People look at me and wonder "I don't know why a big guy like that is able to bust those kind of moves"...I've won two dance contests in my life."
-" I think you look like an upright lizard being given electro-shock treatment."

My Blog

home videos

finally: a glimpse into the orazi householdi don't know why i am sharing this, as it does not, by any means put me in any sort of positive light.it is also not the most exciting of the bunch...it is t...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Dec 2008 01:14:00 GMT

riddles in the dark

"This thing all things devours:Birds, beasts, trees, flowers; Gnaws iron, bites steal;Grinds hard stones to meal;Slays king, ruins town,And beats high mountain down.Poor Bilbo sat in the dark thinking...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Oct 2008 05:53:00 GMT

big bang theory (2)

the best episode got even better when Sheldon was convinced to go back to the renaissance faire, this time as Spock, investigating a planet similar to 16th century earth. i think i have fou...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Sep 2008 03:37:00 GMT

the eyes of la forge

to continue with the constant influx of pointless blogs on my page...what's better than spending a monday night watching a marathon of star trek: the next generation? Finding out one of the episodes h...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Aug 2008 19:12:00 GMT

impending doom

  everywhere! in the meantime, watch ( it will not disappoint)
Posted by on Sat, 26 Jul 2008 20:21:00 GMT

my dearest

My Dearest Ron, Even though Warner Brothers Entertainment refuses to recognize you in the respect that you deserve, I am, as ever, in love with you. If Hermione continues to mistakenly think she can s...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Jul 2008 06:32:00 GMT

it all started with

the big bang (theory).
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 01:13:00 GMT

I might not have met Mario Lopez...

but I did discover the greatest movie ever made, Sydney White: and then, just for kicks girlie moment:
Posted by on Tue, 20 May 2008 22:47:00 GMT

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baggins guessed it
Posted by on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 03:48:00 GMT