My blogs are as frequent as the Queen parps I reckon! |
So kiddywinks, how art thou doin? Tis been a lenghty ole time since the ole girl got on ere and posted something for you lot to have a butcher's at. Well, don't say I don't do you any favo...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 02:11:00 GMT |
Is tha Alreet? |
Tis been a while aint it? Lost enthusiasm for this bloggin malarky but as of late the cogs have been a turning in my head and thoughts and shit have to go somewhere...
I went to see that new fil...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 03:25:00 GMT |
Note to Self: You nob jockey!!! |
Word of advice... speaking from recent experience, if you ARE going to have a car accident, DON'T hit a new Mini Cooper with a 1995 Daewoo!
Posted by on Thu, 24 May 2007 07:07:00 GMT |
Damn! They got in there before us. Still Wankathon is MY title and That's that!!! |
Submitted by Shannon on 23rd July, 06:04PMChannel 4 is to screen footage from Britain's first 'marathon masturbation' event.Hundreds of sexual exhibitionists both male and female are expected to a...
Posted by on Mon, 14 May 2007 06:39:00 GMT |
Masterbation Radio station |
I have found a new way to collect ideas for my comedy writing... it derived from my housemate being so bloody bone idle that we now communicate from one end of our 20metre house to the other via the m...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 08:37:00 GMT |
Is it as nice to slice mice twice? |
I have a problem... Mice!!! They are causing me agro! I love my bed and love beddy-bys but this week I haven't slept a wink as I've discovered I am sharing my room with some furry ballbags with ...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 07:32:00 GMT |
An Ode to Pokerface, Beadle and chums... |
Jeremy Beadle, You are so cool One hand big, one so small. That beard is such a great disguise and the sunglasses are genious to hide you eyes! Barry Hazzard's hands are shakin at the Wheel He wh...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 05:21:00 GMT |
So... Melbourne... |
Firstly, its slightly colder than good ol Perth! And it reminded me of Manchester...ahh, (sigh) Manchester. Cold, grey sky, a bit dull but uber cool and so much soul!I never got to see as...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 07:40:00 GMT |
Following on from my inexperience with bloggin... |
So here I am blogging for the third time and it is yet a continuation of my first ever blog about not having the faintest idea what I'm doing. Blogging for a start sounds dirty, a bit like this ...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 21:53:00 GMT |
