Manny - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I don't need this stuff, and I don't need you. I don't need anything except this (picking up ashtray) and that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this! The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. Well what are you looking at? What do you think I am, some kind of a jerk or something? And this! And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair...

My Interests

Doing my hair, bocce, yahtzee, mad libs, long walks on the beach, yachting, and smelling cheese. On a more serious note, I only have one word: KICKBALL!

I'd like to meet:

Your mother.

Music:

Bloc Party, Grandaddy, The Arcade Fire, J Live, Mos Def, Johnny Cash, Tosca, Halou, Gangstarr, Kruder & Dorfmeister, Kanye West, Air, Manowar, Iron Maiden, Motley Crue, AC/DC

Movies:

Royal Tennenbaums, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels/Snatch, Best In Show/Waiting for Guffman, O' Brother Where are Thou, Requiem for a Dream, Edward Scissorhands, Better Off Dead

Television:

Arrested Development, Simpsons, Las Vegas, Basketball, The Office

Books:

Anything by David Sedaris, Charles Bukowski, Douglas Coupland, Russell Banks

Heroes:

Oprah Winfrey, Christopher Reeves, Ellen Degeneres, Michael Jackson (make that change), Chris Burke (the guy who played Corky in "Life Goes On"), and GOD- you go, homie!