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Jo

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About Me

Happily married 37 year old Jersey Bean living in St Helier. AKA "can't cook, won't cook".
LOVING: my rockstar husband, my family, St Ouens Beach, Harve Des Pas, Howard Davis Park, The Traf (mad Karaoke bar in St Aubin) the view from my balcony, going on holiday to cool places like Mexico, Cuba and Bali (4* of course!), guitar music, vodka lime & soda, slippery nipples, mad dogs, Lemoncelo, M&S Cheese & onion twists, cornish pasties, buffet food, a good house party (specially a Pinglaux one!) girlie lunch & gossip, my Paul Smith denim jacket, a weekend in London (shopping and a gig), the Royal George, Nick's cooking with a nice bottle of vino, Jersey's great Restaurants (, Kyiams, La Cantina, the Diamond, Vecchia Milano, Park Cafe for thai) plastic cheese, Russell Brand, getting my hair cut, Paul Single's cool paintings, sunbathing and swimming in the sea, Pizza Express,sitting outside the cock & bottle in the summer, thunder & lightning, full moon, cream cheese & marmite sandwiches, malt loaf, my ipod, parrot fish poo sand cause it doesn't burn your feet, palm trees, my new car, men in skinny jeans, hot X buns, adult mosh pits,
COULD DO WITHOUT:: Stress, responsibility, ironing, coconut, olives, mouldy blue cheese, shopping at the Co-op Grande Marche, standing up and talking infront of loads of people, asbestos, pure wool jumpers, under 18's at gigs, mad eyebrows, queuing for toilets, driving, trying to park in St Brelade's Bay on a hot day, tourists dawdling on King Street, people you can't trust, Chambers (any night of the week!), the Havana, prams at festivals, queuing for JL06 tickets and not getting any, buying clothes and finding out later they are hand wash or dry clean only, when they don't have your size, people that don't give way on pavements and make you walk in the road, old sitcoms repeated on UKGold, beaches with no sand, people who don't pick up their dog's poo (especially on the beach you scum!), bad school bus drivers, 4x4 Drivers, people who jump red lights then say sorry for nearly running you over when the man is GREEN!, that advert for Korn, low cost airlines that aren't actually cheap, black bogies you get in London. people with more money than sense, letters address to Olga,
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I'd like to meet:

Fidel Castro, Courtney Love, Perry Farrell, Madonna, Johnny Depp, Gordon Ramsay, Kurt Cobain (RIP) Richard Branson, Russell Brand, Gary Lineker, John Peel (RIP), Pete Doherty, Jonny Borrell

PLACES I'D LIKE TO GO JUST ONE MORE TIME THAT NO LONGER EXIST......Sand's, Hero's, Inn on the Park on a friday night, a gig @ Hautlians, Adrian's Restaurant, saturday afternoon @ Lords, M&V Exchange, Quennevais chip shop, Ker Francois, the Tenby when it had fishing nets on the ceiling, Belle Vue Pleasure Park, the Firehouse - Fort regent (£5 in, all you can drink, hang on to your glass, those were the days...) Cafe Miko, El Tico, the Chateau Rock night

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