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Dave

King Dave

About Me

I'd like to say that I'm laid back but, at the same time, it's difficult for me to stay still and keep quiet. While I'm at work, I dance around the bar, you should see the fear in my boss' eyes when I bounce too close to her... if I ever fall over, I imagine I'll crush someone, I just hope it doesn't cost me my job. I'm the type that doesn't like to turn down a dare, there have been a number of night-time nude incidents... I blame my drinking habits. Basically, I'm friendly, funny and flatulent (I wanted another "f" for the sake of alliteration).

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The two guitarists from A New Found Glory, Steve Klein and Chad Gilbert. NFG are my most loved band, the guitar riffs and lyrics are something special and, as Klein and Gilbert write these, it would make my knees go weak to meet them. I've already met Jordan Pudnik (I think he thought I was going to drug him, stuff him into the boot of my car, and keep him in my cellar... if only I'd got that pill in his drink, I missed and got a roadie... still, easy lay)Besides those two musical geniuses, I'd also love to meet Shane McMahon just to ask him what the hell is going on in his mind. He's the son of a multi-millionaire, heir to a wrestling empire, yet he's quite happy to throw himself into some brutal matches. Yes, I know it's all fake, but getting thrown through a glass panel hurts whether it's staged or not...

Music:

12 Stones; Alexisonfire; A New Found Glory; Autopilot Off; Blink 182; Boxcar Racer; Brand New; Cold; Chevelle; Fall Out Boy; Finger Eleven; Fozzy; Funeral for a Friend; Green Day; Howard's Alias; Hundred Reasons; Less Than Jake; Panic! At the Disco; Revis; System of a Down; Taking Back Sunday; Tenacious D; Trapt