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About Me

Fakeguy12: the caps lock Fakeguy12: worst idea ever
rhino1417: hah
Fakeguy12: you should only get to use shift
Fakeguy12: i swear everyday these morons call about being locked out of thier accounts
rhino1417: hahahaha
Fakeguy12: this is how the conversation goes
rhino1417: fuckin idiots
rhino1417: you should get to slap people in the face when they do something that stupid
Fakeguy12: "radio central seaman bennett how may i help you sir or ma'am?"
Fakeguy12: " uh hi i locked out my account"
Fakeguy12: (waiting silently on the phone so the dumb bastards tell me who they are).....
Fakeguy12: "hello?"
Fakeguy12: " well are you going to tell me who you are?"
rhino1417: this is an awesome conversation
Fakeguy12: and most times its the idiots that paint and chip all day long
Fakeguy12: and dont realize that all passwords for the most part on earth are cap sensitive
Fakeguy12: "hey wait my user name is all in caps!"
Fakeguy12: " i bet it doesnt affect my password"
You Are So Fucking Evil Jesus Hates you
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

my fuckin kind of kid, too bad ill never have an asshole as cooloh yes watch out
What Kind of Crazy Drunk Are You?


The Asshole
You are the crazy drunk that likes to piss people off. Whether it's introducing your fist to someone else's face, or brandishing your selection of weapons to prove you're not a pussy, alcohol and you do not mix. You are the drunk that wonder's why no one's talking to you in the morning, and your past-time is spent fighting with old ladies in supermarkets. Being the asshole also means that you can never be soft towards the opposite sex. Remember cat calls, and lude behavior is your middle name, and slapping an ass or two means your the one in control. And remember, you don't need to prove to your friends your the asshole, they already know.

My Blog

Novemeber

Ill be back.....and if i happened to have left some clothes at your apartment im coming to get them back. deal with it
Posted by on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 09:03:00 GMT

so

ok i fucked up not the first time....apparently its permanent this time
Posted by on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 18:28:00 GMT

sfnmrsgv;

fuck a blog
Posted by on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 20:20:00 GMT

Gnarls Barkley

Chances are if you see this name your are thinking of some fags who sing a really annoying, overplayed song.  Not HeteroHowever if you consider your self a real man you know these fuckers are jus...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 11:22:00 GMT

hello

I am now a socialist
Posted by on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 14:13:00 GMT

Washington DC

Is a crazy place. So Tuesday im on my way home, and i had been driving about 7 hours at the time. And i hadnt stopped since breezewood, so i was hurting for a rest area. well it takes forever to find ...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 00:31:00 GMT

what? you there?

i would like to thank jon and ryan. they come to my page so many times i have hit 3000 views. gayness for sure cause some people have alot more, but thats like 1500 each.   thats a lot of refres...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 17:51:00 GMT

!@.$%^&*()_+

MySpace is the latest and greatest Internet game craze that's sweeping the planet! Everybody is on it: Jesus, my family, Your mom, Ryans Mom (naked), Becky Godell, goths, chavs and nerds and...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 05:41:00 GMT

myspace

is now worthless while im on duty now fuck that gay shit. maybe im slightly retarded and cant talk worth a shit but ha im the smartesstset (sic) man in the room right now
Posted by on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 22:27:00 GMT

fuck yeah....wiggers

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1651997757427874922     
Posted by on Mon, 29 May 2006 10:14:00 GMT