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JP

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

About Me

This former maintenance man turned lawyer realized manual labor was inherently dangerous after nearly slicing off an index finger at work. Also gave sandwich architecture a shot before departing for law school, where I found heaven on earth in the Carrier Dome. Now that my life expectancy is back to normal for a man my age, I take great pleasure in waking up to face the new adventures I seem to encounter in everyday life.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I guess I would like to connect with old friends, classmates, co-workers and fellow sleepwalkers.

Music:

Red Hot Chili Peppers, Beastie Boys, Springsteen, Billy Joel, Billy Idol, U2, Elton John, Rod Stewart, Led Zeppelin, Guns N' Roses, A Tribe Called Quest, Run DMC, Snoop Dogg, Dr. Dre, Modest Mouse, and my handheld radio.

Movies:

Friday Night Lights, anything Sandler (even Bulletproof), About Schmidt, Stand by Me, Swingers, Rocky, Rudy, Napoleon Dynamite, The Rookie, Black Hawk Down, Lean on Me, Kingpin, Spaceballs, Wedding Crashers, My Cousin Vinny, Police Academy, One Crazy Summer, Better Off Dead, and The Last Dragon.

Television:

The Colbert Report, Da Ali G Show, Chappelle's Show, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Late Show with David Letterman, SportsNet New York, Discovery Channel, Reno 911!, Mike and the Mad Dog, and Sportscenter.

Books:

Some of the best books I've read this year include Bringing Down the House, The Kite Runner, A Million Little Pieces, The Way of Life, The Mole People, Three Nights in August, and the Last True Story I'll Ever Tell.

My Blog

Bank Heist

So I go to the bank the other day before work to close out an old account I rarely use (before I start, keep in mind that I only had a few hundred dollars in this account). After sitting down with the...
Posted by JP on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 09:22:00 PST

Bird Flu

Mom:  I'm scared.  Last night I saw a special on the bird flu.   JP:  Relax ma.  What did they say?   Mom:  That the bird flu has already spread from Southeast Asia ...
Posted by JP on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 07:21:00 PST