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Nicholas Almond

Nicholas Almond

About Me

Hiii my names Nicholas James Almond. Im small (5ft 7) but have a massive willy to make up for this ;D. I have small feet too size 8 but that means nothing again cos my willys long and fat. i have a Husky called cody which i like to play with his balls and take pictures of his willy. I have another dog called Gemma, She knows how to moan. Shes aalright i guess but looks like a whale having a seizure. Our kids are gonna look like the Dough boy. I live in a house and i like computers and sticking my fingers together with glue. I have some friends which do lezbian things with my girlfriend the rest just do gay things with me. I like acting gay when im drunk and normally taking my clothes off. Did i mention my body is buff and i have a beard with gives gemma a spikyfied face. I have hazel eyes, blondy browny hair and ginger pubes. I have a fetish for Luke Stapleton and like to fantasize about him and include him in every  conversation in somewhat gay way. When my hair starts to get long i look like a dyke, but Gemma likes it as secretly she looks at women on the internet with me. Add me i'm cool. Bye.
BY GEMJAR march 2K8

My Interests

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Heroes:

Well, lets do this mother fucker!
Gemma, Shep, Dave, Jen, Hannah Bananna (D), Fisher, Jess (H), Luke, Martin, Rach, Mike (H), Tom, Melle, Jazz, Fenna, Alicia, Chrissy, Helen, Hannah (Da), Ffion and you other hip youngsters!

My Blog

Brenda! ?

DON'T change your top friends, and answer 22 questions about the 1st person in your top friends.1) What's this persons name? Nick Almond =D2) Do you trust them? Yehh wiv me life =] x3) Where did you m...
Posted by Nicholas Almond on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 04:52:00 PST

What my mates say about me..

This is what my mates say about me, these are the best mates anyone could ask for tbh. If you have somethin' to say then message me and i'll put it on!"How would you describe me?.. writin' a new blog ...
Posted by Nicholas Almond on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 01:59:00 PST

Amy's Party!

Amy is soo lovely! I rang her up out of the blue to say hiya and stuff and she didn't know who I was lolAnyway night starts off like this:It was some random place in Bromborough so we drove around try...
Posted by Nicholas Almond on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 02:41:00 PST

Hannah's Party! (2)

Hannah's PartyThis is mine and Fi's story: * Waited outside her house in the freezin' cold for like 15mins!* Got into her bed and watched TV* Straightened her hair (which got fuckin' wrecked)* Walked ...
Posted by Nicholas Almond on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 04:16:00 PST

Jazz'z Party!

Lawl, well.. I haven't actualy been yet.. but it's probably going to be pretty awesome ^.^Yesterday I bought some random things from ASDA, here goes: A black cloak, a fake woud, make up.. and an afro....
Posted by Nicholas Almond on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 05:32:00 PST

Hannah's Party!

Woah that was a freakin' awesome party!.. I'm slightly tipsty and tired writing this so please forgive me.Girls:Hannah,Laura,Hel,Mim,Jess H,Fran,Jen,Jess M, Steph,Jess M, Kim, Megan, AlexLads:Shep,Fon...
Posted by Nicholas Almond on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 05:14:00 PST

Ai ai ai..

Inevitable..
Posted by Nicholas Almond on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 04:47:00 PST

SuperNickMan & Debbios Story! - Were cool yeah :]

Once upon a time in a little village lived a little goblin with webbed feet and an orange Mohikan. He drove a pink vespa whilst going to Macdonalds. He decided to order 10 Mcmuffins because they make ...
Posted by Nicholas Almond on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 02:50:00 PST

Responce to Waffle!

Holy shit, that poem was goodId write a good poem about you if I couldBut here goes, a shot in the darkone of my close mates, cant prise us apart :]I found your addy, too nosy I guess.. my bad :(But i...
Posted by Nicholas Almond on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 03:25:00 PST

Just something to keep my readers going :] and a nice song

Guess it's that time again to write another blog!Um well.. things are rather gay I guess?My heart is in the same place, yet is is contantly a roller coaster, getting to the top, then plummeting again,...
Posted by Nicholas Almond on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 06:51:00 PST