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No Clarence

About Me

No Clarence is a rock band from Bryan/College Station, Texas. Not content to be pigeonholed into any one genre, they defy any expectations you might have, offering a wide assortment of upbeat, enjoyable, rockin' tunes for your listening pleasure.

For booking, comments, suggestions, critiques, offers, requests, or anything else you'd like to tell us or ask us, email No Clarence .

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Member Since: 19/02/2006
Band Members: Tim Hiers - Lead vocals
Tim sings, shouts, screams, and occasionally raps. I imagine he can yodel, too, but I've never asked him to. He's great at saying the most random things in the world at any time.

Mark Mezger - Bass, Guitar
Mark plays bass, guitar, drums, and probably a lot of lesser-known instruments. (He mostly plays bass for us.) He also does recording, and did the majority of work on the few songs we have available here for your listening pleasure.

Brian Sheppard - Guitar
Brian plays guitar and drinks a lot of beer. He also does most of the PR work for our band, getting us gigs and stuff like that.

Chad Spratt - Drums
Chad plays drums. He also contributes random musings, and was the one that came up with our name. I think he said that Clarence would be a good name for a donkey.

Andy Swaffar - Guitar, Bass
Andy plays guitar and bass. He also helps out with the recording, and he does the website. So if you don't like this page, you can direct your feedback to him.
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

Battle of the Bands April 25th

That's pretty much all we need to say.  It's at the 3rd Floor in Bryan.  If you're not sure where that is, we can get you there.  If you love us, be there.  If you don't hate us, ...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 18:12:00 GMT

Hello world

Site needs some work, as you can see, and some pics.  Hopefully they'll be here before too long.Expect to hear some noise in April.  Leave us some inspiration if you love us.--Andy
Posted by on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 23:33:00 GMT