this thing is deep, beware! | 
my life is made up of odds and ends that my friends found at garage sales and thrift stores.
an elvis record that doesn't have any songs on it
a broken mic stand with duct tape on it
just a bunch of&n... Posted by Brandon is a Whippersnapper on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST | 
Old Drunk Waitress's are Awesome | 
If there's one thing that i love more than being hugged by really old Denny's waitress's that are sober, it's this:
being hugged by really old Denny's waitress's that are wasted.  Tonight i was at ... Posted by Brandon is a Whippersnapper on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST | 
Conor from "bright eyes" helped us put up Xmas decorations tonight | 
I'm sure all of you are astounded, asking yourself how is this possible, how can our little old Brandon know Conor from bright eyes?  well, it's really quite simple, i don't.  not at all.  we just lis... Posted by Brandon is a Whippersnapper on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST | 
No Shave November Declared Deceased at 12:00am Dec 1st | 
look guys, 
just wanted to say that no shave november was a big success, i think only 4 people ended up making it the whole month, everyone else was too scared to go for a whole month without shavi... Posted by Brandon is a Whippersnapper on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST | 
I'm Going to Jail | 
my aunt is trying to convince me to go to jail in stead of paying a ticket
it's just like a weekend getaway she says
i'm really considering it
please tell me what you think Posted by Brandon is a Whippersnapper on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST | 
its always nice | 
its always nice to see yourself in the cool new people box
man i love that 
a lot 
oh man Posted by Brandon is a Whippersnapper on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST | 
I never sleep anymore UGH! this sucks | 
that about says it
im supposed to go to memphis tomorrow, but 
i keep not going to sleep 
and that sucks
so here are some lyrics that i like 
because i dont have anything else to say
i wanted ... Posted by Brandon is a Whippersnapper on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST | 
An Awesome quiz take it or leave it  (but really though, just take it) | 
Take">http://www.quizyourfriends.com/takequiz.php?quizname=0411221
35415-581408">Take my Quiz on QuizYourFriends.com!... Posted by Brandon is a Whippersnapper on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST | 
something clever | 
look guys,
  
 i just needed something else to do late at night, so be my friend and i'll be yours and we can dance the night away -out- Posted by Brandon is a Whippersnapper on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |