I AM ZOMBIE TESTPILOT FIRST CLASS OF SPACEGOD! I EXPERIENCE THE Gs FOR THE MILLITARY ARM OF THE MESSIAH OF COSMIC RETICENCE!
ANY FILM THAT CLAIMS IT IS BASED ON A TRUE STORY IS NOTHING OF THE SORT! DOMESTICATION DOES NOT CONNOTE RESPECTABILITY! YOU ALONE ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR EVERYTHING YOU DO! CHAOS IS YOUR ONLY FRIEND, CUZ YOUR FRIENDS ONLY WANT YOU FOR THAT TIGHT ASS! YOU ARE MEAT!!! THE MINDFIELDS AROUND YOU HAVE WITHERED AND DIED - AND YOU ARE GROWING IN THE PORNFIELD LIKE SO MANY EARS! DONT TELL ME YOU DONT LOVE IT WHEN I DO THIS!!!!!!!!! what the hell is "THIS"? GROSS, DONT TOUCH ME WITH IT!!!! ,MARIO BROTHERS THEME MUSIC>
belief is for people who haven't seen. i have FEELERS!!!
What is love? ONLY I KNOW THE ANSWER!!!
If there is any justice in the world, you're not going to get any of it.
"...tasteth thou of my sugary bowl and thou shalt know SUCROTIC OVERLOAD!..." so sayeth the book of Che Lemuel Chaper76, Verse309.
my life story is one that's oh so common in these final days of the fast paced turbo-urban era of deviance from the natural path. i was born under a shootin' star, destined for back section of a low budget porno mag - with a junk habit to match. 1.900.BUM.BAMM
at age 15 i joined the flea circus as a roadie and worked the ferris wheel until i was brought low by the cold grip of gingivitis and was taken to Cervix County Hospital in Georgia where i languished for 3 years at a medieval level of nearly ludicrous torment. part of me died in there.
what didnt die wandered down the dusty lonely road until it ran into a travelling group of software addicts who called themselves bL0.m3.GOd.(very l33t) who had settled down in THIS very town the year before. so they actually werent "travelling" in the conventional sense when i met them.
so yeah. here we are now! i have been sterilized, educated, got a grip of technique, and am ready to use it - for your express pleasure!
i am also the part-time international superstar UnkL3$@m (http://www.myspace.com/unkl3m) who knoweth THE TRUE FACE OF THE COSMIC OPOSSUM ASPECT...
SOME ADVICE FOR THE KIDDIES: IF YOU DISCOVER THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE, DON'T TAKE IT LIGHTLY! THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WILL BE MADE!33
