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About Me

I am an artist and a writer. I like goofiness and silliness. I talk a lot, I laugh a lot, I am a doofus and proud of it! I love squirrels. If I could have surgery to make me a mermaid, I would go for it in a hot second. I love to play the piano... theatrically... though, not exactly proficiently. I have been told that I am "overly sensitive", but I don't believe there IS such a thing... only thoughtless,arrogant, "not sensitive ENOUGH" people. Come to think of it, those are the only kinds of people who say that to me! I like dancing in Chicago... and visiting my fun friends there... and scoring free drinks when I can! I have watched "Better Off Dead" no fewer than 90 times and am a pain in the ass to watch that movie with. "Hello, Lane. How was your day?" I have also watched "Raising Arizona" at least 100 times... and no one will watch it with me EVER. Go figger.I LOVE TO TRAVEL. Everywhere... anywhere... I wanna see it all.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Bat Boy. I'd like to meet Richard Simmons just to see if he is REALLY like that in "real life". I would like to meet Picasso... but seeing as how he isn't alive, it would be pointless. Oooh, ooooh, oooh... Sam Rockwell! The Rock! Keanu Reeves! Red Hot Chili Peppers! AMY SEDARIS. I looooove her, I loooooove her, I looooove her! I am crazy about Sarah Silverman. CRAZY, I tell ya. Jemaine and Bret from Flight of the Conchords, as well as Murray, Dave and Mel. AND...Even Doug... if he can come out of the basement crawlspace. I would LOVE to meet all the KIDS IN THE HALL. I want to have lunch with Martin Short, I must saaaay. I want to ride on GOB's Segway and get a frozen banana... with 2 sticks.

My Blog

pianist envy

That's right... I gotz pianist envy. I have been playing piano since before I could actually TALK. (And, Noooooo, I DID NOT JUST learn to talk recently, thankyaveddymuch!) One of my earliest memories ...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Sep 2008 12:19:00 GMT

Page 527 of my dictionary-Robin, this is for you.

I am going to attempt usage of all the "S" words listed on page 527 of my Webster's Handy College Dictionary-Revised and Expanded Edition. I will throw as many "S" words in the story as I can, a...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 10:40:00 GMT

Peter Frampton, do you feel like I doooo?

I went for a walk tonight. Now, when I say a "walk", I don't mean your boring, everyday, craptastic walk... one foot in front of another kinda thing. when *I* go for a 'walk'... it's a dancing, fancy ...
Posted by on Sat, 31 May 2008 20:46:00 GMT

Sentimentally retarded.

I am a sap. A big, juicy, cry at Little House on the Prairie sap. I KNOW the show is gonna make me cry... whether it's an episode where Mary loses her baby or one where Pa Ingalls saves the day yet ag...
Posted by on Wed, 28 May 2008 00:25:00 GMT

Raindrops keep fallin’ on my head

It's raining, it's pouring, the old man is snoring. Went to bed and bumped his head and couldn't get up in the morning. Remember that little gem?! So, the way I interpret this scenario is like...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 10:34:00 GMT

My toes are cold. It’s because I don’t live in Hawaii.

It's not a euphemism. My toes are literally really, really cold. They wouldn't be if I had them buried in sand on Hapuna Beach on the Big Island. I know this from experience, I do! I have a str...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 09:52:00 GMT

Art Art Art Supplies!

This past weekend I ran to Madison (not literally RAN, you know what I mean!) I took a plethora of artwork down to State Street Gallery, which is... you guessed it... on State Street! It was a beauti...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 10:57:00 GMT