Hollywood celebrities (tmz.com, I sing your praises), sales, good friends, good times, good food, and moderately-priced alcohol...finding nutritional value in foods bought out of vending machines and in fast food restaurants, my cats, my laptop, getting through the day without embarassing myself...tangerines and stupid news. I one day hope to be more intersted in US News & World Report than US Magazine, while standing in line at the checkout at Food Lion. This goes hand in hand with wanting to make the world a better place for my soon to be born child, and then children, and then everyone else's children, while I'm thinking about it... sitting back and chilling out on a warm summer afternoon in my husband's arms while drinking a beer, card games and board games...I'm interested in the piano and knitting, although I do one poorly and the other not at all....starving artist sales where paintings go for 300 bucks...it's not cheap to feed an artist these days...
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I'd like to meet with old friends...how ever hard they are to find while naming themselves Doe Eyes 297 on MySpace and using a photo of their pet chiwawa as their profile pic...
The Goo Goo Dolls, Bowling for Soup, The Gorillaz, Black Eyed Peas, The Fray, Enigma, Direstraits, Faith Hill, Rascall Flatts, Indigo Girls, Sarah M., Alana Davis, Madonna, Nickelback, the American Idol Gang - Kelly Clarkson, Carrie Underwood, oh and that Chris Daughtry is quite yummy (come on people, you know you don't change the radio station when they come on until you figure out that whoever it is on the radio was on American Idol...) Kenny Chesney, Journey, Aerosmith, Christina Aguilera, Beyonce, Matisyahu, Shakira, Gnarls Barkley...
Austin Powers (the first and third one...fat bastard was too disgusting to enjoy), The Notebook, Clerks & Dogma anything with Julia Roberts (yeah Pretty Woman and Erin Brockovich!) in it, Mean Girls, Hotel Rwanda, Shrek, Meet the Fockers, Chicago, Ice Age, Harry Potter, Ocean's 11, Napoleon Dynamite (if he makes a sequal, I'm totally there), Thank You for Smoking, Very Annie Mary, Jerry MacGuire, Pride & Prejudice, Dogma, Brigette Jone's Diary, The Diary of a Mad Black Woman, DodgeBall & Anchorman, Ace Ventura & Liar Liar, Big Daddy & Spanglish
Oprah, Greys Anatomy, Desperate Housewives (I love those feisty bitches), 90210 & Saved by the Bell reruns, Friends, CSI, and American Idol.
The Devil Wears Prada, 100 Years of Solitude, The Catcher in the Rye, anything by Jennifer Weiner, Cat's Cradle, Where the Sidewalk Ends & The BFG, A Lesson Before Dying, The Sound and the Fury,
My mother, my husband, our troops, Oprah Winfrey, Janitors (they get no love), and children (if they don't save this planet, who will?)