phi

there's not much to me. i'm just plain and simple. there are 3 rules that you should keep in mind when you're w/ me. 1) no lying. that includes hiding things from me. 2) don't do anything to me that you wouldn't like me doing to you. 3) laugh. i'll laugh with you, at you, or at myself. it doesn't matter. life should be full of laughter. if you're w/ me and not laughing, kick me in the balls. i'm just chillin'. you wanna do something, i'm down. you wanna sit on the couch and watch tv, i'm gonna throw hot coffee on you to get your ass up. "let's go play!" everyone has heard me say this. why not? what are you waiting for? going outside to play is my favorite thing to do. do i sound like a kid? just wait and see if you can keep up. this kid will wear you out. don't worry, i'll carry you too! no one goes down when i'm here. we'll just keep playing and playing and playing...