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bill maas ... nuff said

About Me

I hail from the sweet, little village of Lexington, OH, but when people ask where I'm from, I always say, "Mansfield, Ohio ... it's in the middle of the state ... between Columbus and Cleveland" as if people know what I'm talking about.
I currently attend Washington University in St. Louis. I'm a senior, ready to gradudate, college classes are rough. I find it hilarious that some of my closest friends still don't know where I go to school. They think I'm in the state of Washington or in DC. But if you were to ask anyone on the East coast about WashU, they would know immediately what you are talking about. I guess that's what I get for coming from Amish country.
I play football at WashU, even though I've been out the last two years (two knee surgeries, it sucks). I'm ready to make my comeback next season, we'll see how it goes.
I'm also in Army ROTC. Because of the previously mentioned knee problems, this is currently in jeopardy, so we'll just have to see how it ends up.
I plan on graduating with a Chemistry major and a math minor, and I then want to attend med school. I'm looking at a lot of different schools right now (most in Ohio, sadly). I want to do trauma care or orthapaedic surgery. So yeah, I'm going to be in school for awhile.
I can't believe you read all this, but hey, if I haven't seen you for awhile, now you're informed. And yes, I go to school in St. Louis ... Missouri (not Kentucky, as one person has asked me .... seriously).
You are a
Social Conservative
(10% permissive)

and an...
Economic Conservative
(91% permissive)

You are best described as a:

Fascist
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My Interests

Football (playing/watching), video games, blowing things up, putting them back together, computers

I'd like to meet:

Jessica Simpson

Music:

Rage Against the Machine, Led Zeppelin, Avenged Sevenfold, The Offspring, Thrice, My Chemical Romance, All-American Rejects, The Used, KoRn, Audioslave, CkY, Rammstein, Sublime, System of a Down, Pink Floyd, Linkin Park, Fall Out Boy, Godsmack, Disturbed, Chevelle, Cave In

Movies:

Star Wars (all of them except Episode I), Fight Club, Dirty Work, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill, Reservoir Dogs, Natural Born Killers, Batman Begins

Television:

24, Entourage, The Hills, Six Feet Under, Arrested Development, Family Guy, American Dad, The Simpsons, South Park, The Sopranos, 30 Days, Da Ali G Show, The Office, Seinfeld, Laguna Beach, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, American Dreams, Clone High

Books:

The Bible, Ender's Game (pretty much anything by Orson Scott Card), Lord of the Rings (all 3, Hobbit sucks), Fight Club, The DaVinci Code, Angels and Demons, Star Wars Novels, Any John Grisham or Michael Crichton novel

Heroes:

My father, Colonel Maas