Zen Sarcasm Words to live by ... |
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone. 2. The journey of a thousand mile...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 19:30:00 GMT |
a few questions |
HOW FAR WOULD U GO WITH ME.........be honest now.Put [yes] or [no] and send it back to mecall me:Kiss me:Hug me:Date me:Kill me:Love me:Hate me:Do me:Hold me:RAPE ME:Lie to me:Hurt me:Sing with me:Dan...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 01:37:00 GMT |
my friends vs. yours |
the diffrence between your freinds and mine.OTHER FRIENDS: Never ask for foodALABAMA FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.OTHER FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.ALABAMA FRIENDS: Call your pa...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 02:01:00 GMT |
dont say to cops |
NEVER SAY TO A COP 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3.Aren't you the guy from the Village Peo...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 21:59:00 GMT |
