About Me

I'm a high school senior. I have many qualms about being hurled into the big bad world in a few mere months. I sleep on weekends. I'm definitely one of the coolest people you will ever meet. Occasionally I go fun places and do fun things. Conor Oberst is a god. I wear excessive amounts of eyeliner. I love rain. I write a lot. I am pleased with my pastiness. I enjoy painting. I'm a sucker for boys with large vocabularies and lip piercings (when they don't look dumb with them). I am very easily annoyed. Phoniness is an art. I don't like swallowing saliva, mine or anyone else's. I'm a kind of a bitch.I like talking on the phone late at night. Lemon-lime salt is amazing. I have an 11 o'clock curfew that I am oddly fine with. I'm hope to accomplish something huge in my life time; I just have no clue what yet. I'm trying to be a good kid, so don't tempt me with bad things. I play the tambourine. I want Jude Law. My favourite number is forty-two. I recently learned how to say "Dostoevsky" and am very proud of myself for it. I compulsively spell check everything I write. I am trying to resist this whole growing-up thing... but it isn't working very well. And...I uhm.. have a pet rock?
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My Interests

I ENJOY: Chewing on tinfoil. Hiding under my covers. Plotting world domination. Taking naps with a certain boy named Steven. Making strange faces in the mirror. Putting off life. Watching people. Playing in the rain. Blowing bubbles. Putting ketchup on things that probably don't need ketchup. Taking pictures of absolute randomness, and sometimes not so random randomness (I'm unsure of how much sense that made). Sticking my hand under the gismo that makes froth on lattes. Staring blankly into the abyss for hours at a time. Talking to people with interesting accents. Finding stuff. Looking at old pictures. Checking the mail. Hugging attractive people. Sitting in the park. ..

Meow?

I'd like to meet:

Maggie Gyllenhaal... yumm..Why yes, that is a baby blue '72 Karmann Ghia Coupe...

Music:

I like whatever whenever the mood strikes me. ..

Movies:

Gattaca, Lady in the Water, SLC Punk, The Lion King(but only the first one), Pulp Fiction, Bandits, Donnie Darko, The Secretary, and anything else with Maggie Gyllenhaal. ..

Television:

Uhm... I really don't watch a great deal of television... but I'm secretly addicted to Law and Order. Shh... don't tell. ..

Books:

The Art of War, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Franny and Zooey, A Clockwork Orange, are all worth reading ..

My Blog

Wrestling

Oh my God... I just witnessed the craziest thing ever. Dehydrated, malnourished teenaged boys wearing headgear and spandex onezies attempted to knock each other over on a big foam mat. It was insane. ...
Posted by jordy! on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 06:58:00 PST