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Jason

I have never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, been to Alabama.

About Me

I started training again at Marin Mixed Martial Arts in San Anselmo, CA. (http://marinmma.com). and I'm having a kick-ass time there - literally. This is the most demanding physical training I have ever done, and it only gets more challenging as I progress. I love it! When it doesn't feel like it's been in a cement mixer all night, my body feels like it's starting to grow younger and my energy levels are increasing. I highly recommend it for any outgoing individuals who want to push themselves, learn to defend themselves and learn to compete in one of the fastest growing sports in the world - MMA! That's my night job. I've worked in the Information & Technology industry for the last 6 years and I get to play with some really expensive and High-tech gear from Cisco, and products from Microsoft. I go to a lot of places around the Bay Area, so I'm quite familiar with the multitude of technology requirements that make Bay Area Businesses so successful. I am currently studying for my MCSE certification. That's my day job - It's almost as fun as getting kicked in the head or getting choked out. How about some random shit about me... I use Origins products in the shower, and moisturizer on my face. It can get expensive, but I think I'm worth it. I blame my cousin, who gave me a gift pack of this stuff for Christmas a few years ago. I thought it was a joke at first. I even asked her, "This is a joke right? You do know that I own a Penis? - That didn't go over too well at the time, but whatever. I look like I'm 25 and my Balls smell great. Thanks Kim! I'm a man's man, and I'm not afraid to admit any of this. When I was a kid, the chick who did the voice for E.T. called me to wish me a happy birthday (as E.T. of course) So, I guess you could look at it like this - E.T. didn't phone home, his ass phoned ME! Also, when I was a kid, I chopped my finger off with a skillsaw. No, not on purpose. Don't worry, it got reattached and everything is fine. I put my arm through a glass window too. There's a small scar on my forearm and I'm pretty sure there's still glass inside there somewhere.

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My Interests

Mixed Martial Arts. Jiu-Jitsu. Muay Thai. Boxing. Submission Wrestling. Kickboxing. Judo. Knife Fighting. Hiking & Mountain Biking. Lifting Weights & Working Out. Relaxing. PBR. Mortgage Payments. Listening to Music & watching Movies... Lots of Movies. Having a Cocktail or two, or twelve depending on the mood and situation. SF 49ers. Playing Guitar. Collecting Firearms and Knives. Target Shooting. Photography. Eating Seafood. Eating Steak. Making out with Blonde Women. Eating Tofu. Using my Juicer. Pretty much anything WWII. Increasing my Cardio. Singing in the shower. Marin MMA. Gold's Gym. Relaxing some more. Merlots, Cabs and Pinot. Lake Berryessa. SF Giants. Coffee. Increasing my earning potential. Cisco and Microsoft (Pays the Mortgage, too). Cooking. Haight St. Union St. 4th St. The Silver Peso. Marin Brew Co. Noonan's. Moylan's. Sam's. Pac Bell Park. Candlestick Park. Saunas. Wusthoff Knives. Doing everything reasonable to prevent myself from aging. Making out with Brunette Women. Green Tea. Fairfax Festival. Trying to find some sort of balance between laziness and being a workaholic. Band Aids & Painkillers. My French Press. HDTV. Meeting new and interesting, good-looking people, preferably of the female variety, between the ages of 18-35. Refusing to grow up.

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Music:

Alternative Rock. Classic Rock. Reggae. Rap & Hip-Hop. Southern Rock. Blues. Punk.

Before They Were Famous - Biggie Smalls Freestyle

Posted Oct 13, 2005

Live from Bed-Stuy, this clip of a 17-year-old Notorious BIG shows he had lyrical skills all the way back in '89.

Movies:

"Saving Private Ryan" is still one of my favorites. "Anchorman: The legend of Ron Burgundy" is pretty damn hilarious too, and of course the greatest film of all time: "The Big Lebowski".

Television:

Whatever's on when I actually have time to sit in front of the couch and watch TV, but it's usually movie channels or stuff that's on Comcast "On Demand".

Books:

Max Brooks "The Zombie Survival Guide", and "The Hedonism Handbook" by Michael Flocker. I highly recommend this book for anyone who likes to overindulge in EVERY pleasurable act that life has to offer.

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