Stupid lady. |
Dear stupid apartment lady,
All I want is that apartment. By telling me that you don't have one available at the moment, you stick yourself into the middle of a lie, a lie that is easily proven ...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Aug 2005 01:48:00 GMT |
Getting tired of this place again. |
This is another one of those evenings where I want to be somewhere that doesn't seem to shut down at midnight.
Oh, and the 'Now Listening to. . . ' is theoretical. I have yet to burn a new copy ...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Jul 2005 01:13:00 GMT |
A! SS! HO! LE! Everybody now! |
It's been brought to my attention over the last few days that I can be a real prick. For a few minutes, that notion bothered me. It wasn't until the addendum to the "You're an asshole sometimes" comme...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Jun 2005 01:43:00 GMT |
I'm a snob. |
Someone asked me today why I don't go to as many movies as I used to. While they assumed that I pirate movies, the true answer is more sinister and arcane.
Not really. I just felt like using the word ...
Posted by on Sun, 29 May 2005 02:17:00 GMT |
Homesick |
I've been crashing at a friend's house for the last week. The hardwood floors on my house were sanded and refinished, and I was advised not to stay there for a week due to the probability of dying fro...
Posted by on Sat, 28 May 2005 21:17:00 GMT |
Serenity, ho! |
So I'm on my way to Vegas. It's times like these I wish someone had invented magic so I could just appear there and not have to hassle with the drive.
And why am I such an idiot to leave in the middl...
Posted by on Thu, 26 May 2005 13:32:00 GMT |
Congenital whore. |
That was the title of an e-mail I recieved today from a 'mortgage' company I contacted sometime last year. It made me sad that people fall for that shit, and made sadder still when I saw an officemate...
Posted by on Wed, 11 May 2005 02:11:00 GMT |
Million Dollar Piece of Shit |
I feel as though I should defend my stance on Million Dollar Baby. A few weeks ago, I borrowed a pirated copy of an academy screener to this wretched piece of filmmaking and sat down to finally see wh...
Posted by on Mon, 09 May 2005 02:36:00 GMT |
Fucking Windows 98 |
I think it's hilarious that I forget about myspace completely until someone sends me a friend request. I can already sense that this will be one of three or four entries I post before I lose the time ...
Posted by on Mon, 09 May 2005 02:07:00 GMT |
My world has officially been rocked. |
It's Billy Bob THORNTON, not Billy Bob THORTON. What the fuck is up with that?
Posted by on Wed, 29 Sep 2004 13:22:00 GMT |
