The Prophet Live in person |
..">I will be giving a talk this Sunday at the Baptist Chuch in El Passo, Texas. The talk will include why people should give me money and how not to go to hell (hint: give me money).
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 10:25:00 GMT |
The gospel according to Peter...Nguyen |
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Posted by on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 16:20:00 GMT |
God smites Jesus statue |
Don't look for any religious symbolism here - it was only a freak act of Mother Nature, says Sister Ilaria.The nuns at Mother Cabrini Shrine in Golden were thanking God on Sunday that no one was hurt ...
Posted by on Thu, 24 May 2007 08:51:00 GMT |
This just in... |
Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New 'Intelligent Falling' TheoryKANSAS CITY, KSAs the debate over the teaching of evolution in public schools continues, a new controversy over the science ...
Posted by on Wed, 23 May 2007 09:17:00 GMT |
I turn 100 today |
Yes, things are going well for me. As of today, I have contracted 100 followers on Myspace. The way things are giong I am geared up to surpass Barack Obama's "friend" list. One thing I have noticed is...
Posted by on Fri, 11 May 2007 13:32:00 GMT |
Jesus has returned (this is no joke) |
Greetings every one! It is a glorious time. There is yet another sign that Jesus is thinking about us. I am not sure what exactly this means, but why don't we all go and worship this cute little dog. ...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 10:30:00 GMT |
From the creators of Jews for Jesus and Vaginas for Jesus |
The Bible did say that god made herb...and she said it was dank. What would Jesus smoke?.
Posted by on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 13:49:00 GMT |
This has changed my life |
Have you ever wondered that every thing you know could be false. There has been a new contraversy that is reaking havoc among Christians around the world. Yes, there is a new group of chirstians that ...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 12:31:00 GMT |
Halloween: like x-mas for heathens |
So, I have posted some new pictures of me celebrating my favorite holiday...Halloween. I know what you are thinking, "Wait, just a gosh darn minute Prophet. Doesn't progressiveministries.org/kidz say ...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 09:16:00 GMT |
saving the world yet again |
While enjoying my daily cup of Yogi organic green chai, I find much enjoyment in reading the little advice that are on the tea bag tags. Sometimes the advice is insightful and sometimes slightly houmo...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 15:53:00 GMT |
