more brushes with greatness... |
So I had heard that Nomar Garciaparra, part time austin resident and one of my all time favorite sox players, had been spotted in Whole Foods from time to time. What a joy it was to hear from my dear ...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Dec 2008 19:45:00 GMT |
today me and Heather Graham... |
locked eyes as we were walking towards each other. Her step quickened towards me, my heart stopping then starting, the little hairs on my neck standing up as her wet juicy lips parted and she as...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 18:26:00 GMT |
end/beginning |
bandaids...........2 dollars
master lock.........6 dollars
10 x 10 foot storage unit..........80 dollars
being able to keep bread in the refrigerator again and not having to fold the handtowels in a '...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 21:42:00 GMT |
recent conversations... |
Girl- "so, did i mention that i was engaged?" (name omitted for many many different reasons)me-"cool, so does your bra unhook in the front or something?"
Posted by on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 13:19:00 GMT |
new job, new funny |
Ok. So i started my new career at Whole Foods today. Say what you will, I know my hippie hunting license is probably going to get revoked etc. I had some fun breaking down my first day and thought i w...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 18:52:00 GMT |
