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Monica C

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About Me



The Smuggler
People Iced: Twenty Seven
Car Bombs Planted: Seven
Favorite Weapon Bowling Balls
Arms Broken: Twenty
Eyes Gouged: Twenty Five
Tongues Cut Off: Two
Biggest Enemy: The Ice Tray
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My Interests

Scorpio

You are very dominant in bed, and you like to control your relationship in general. You are so intense in the sack that none of your partners will ever forget you. You are an amazing lover, because you like to have an equal amount of give and take. Sex matches: Cancer, Capricorn, Pisces
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Sex! Spending time with my family, reading, listening to music, driving around aimlessly, playing the Warriors and Need For Speed Underground on PS2, games on clubpogo.com. I do not like racist, ignorant, bigoted people, the smell of any kinds of smoke, bananas, Andrew Tortoulis because he really disturbs me, Ken Shamrock because he just sucks, people who call themselves facetious because that's just a nice way of calling themselves rude, and gossip mongers. Love Wins at 1of1Clothing.com

I'd like to meet:

I would love to meet the wonderful people from the company that makes Arbor Mist and tell them I love them.
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Music:

Hinder, Metallica, Motley Crue, original Guns N Roses, Korn, ICP, Rob Zombie, Floater, Poison, Warrant, The Scorpions, All American Rejects, Three Days Grace, Three Doors Down, Usher, KISS, Lynrd Skynrd, Led Zeppelin, Nickleback, Papa Roach, Black Crowes...

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Movies:

Blood In Blood Out, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Donnie Brasco, The Godfather, Goodfellas, Casino, My Cousin Vinny, The Breakfast Club, Jackie Chan movies, Tango and Cash, Hocus Pocus, Don't Tell Mom the Babysitters Dead, The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movies...


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Television:

Freaks and Geeks, I Love Lucy, The Sopranos, Mind Freak, Days of Our Lives, 90210, The Simpsons, King of the Hill, Yes Dear, Still Standing, Big Brother All Stars, Rockstar:Supernova, Roseanne, Mad About You, Grace Under Fire, WWE, UFC, and shows about weird, awful accidents where people actually survived when they probably normally wouldn't have... You're Gay.

Books:

Anything by Mary or Carol Higgins Clark, Danielle Steel, Nicholas Sparks, Robin Cook, James Patterson, Lillian Jackson Braun of the delightful "The Cat Who..." series. Nora Roberts, and Joanne Fluke

Heroes:

Mom, Rick Allen, people who actually WORK for what they have and don't sit on their asses waiting for all of the good things in life to be handed to them on a silver fucking platter! I'm quite outspoken on that: Work for what you get! Right now, you'd think that America's motto is Work Harder: Millions on Welfare are depending on YOU! Get a fucking job already!

My Blog

Creepy celebrity lovers

This is weird but I get offended when I find out celebrities I like are married.  It's not like I'll ever meet them, of course, or that they'd choose me over anyone else, but it's just knowing th...
Posted by Mrs. C on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 03:07:00 PST

Lois

There once was a woman named Lois Occasionally she would show us How to knit and crochet and pass all the day And then she would pretend not to know us   Ha ha Lois, I told you I'd post a blog ab...
Posted by Mrs. C on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 04:16:00 PST

Cold and MISERABLE

Yes, that's what I was until about an hour ago.  We were almost without electricity for forty eight hours.  Last night was the coldest I have ever been in my whole entire life, and that was ...
Posted by Mrs. C on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 12:32:00 PST

Officially the mother of a five year old!

Yes, my first born baby is now five!  I am not looking forward to him getting older.  Right now he's an innocent pain in my butt, and I don't want to know what he's gonna get into as a teena...
Posted by Mrs. C on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 01:50:00 PST

$1.20

I just read a story about a man in Cambodia who got stabbed by a "sex worker" (nice way of saying WHORE) because he refused to wear a condom.  Well, the "sex worker" (still say that's a nice word...
Posted by Mrs. C on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 04:25:00 PST

My final night

Tomorrow I'll be married!!!  Who would have thought?  Not me!!  I bought my dress and shoes today.  I think they're great, Luis says my dress "shows" too much.  Well, listen, ...
Posted by Mrs. C on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 05:38:00 PST

Jewelry

My mom gave me a ring today since Christmas and the boys' birthdays are so close.  My aunt gave me my great grandma's pearls and earrings as a marriage (we're not really having a wedding, it's a ...
Posted by Mrs. C on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 04:50:00 PST

Luis and I are FINALLY getting married!!!!!!!

Yes, it's true.  I won't be a singleton anymore (well, I wasn't anyway, but you know how when asked about marital status, you're either married, widowed, divorced or in a civil union).  ...
Posted by Mrs. C on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 02:12:00 PST

Holiday blues

I would just like to say that I am so glad Thanksgiving is over.  I'm not looking forward to Christmas, mainly because I'll miss the best part of the day, which, of course, is getting to see the ...
Posted by Mrs. C on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 08:11:00 PST

Bad boys, Bad boys

I am watching Cops and these two good looking guys got busted smoking pot in their car.  The cop kept lecturing them as to why they should not do drugs, and right before the commercial told the g...
Posted by Mrs. C on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 09:00:00 PST