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mickthomsonisgod

About Me

WUSSUUUUUP MAH NINJAS!
first thing you should know is that I am a sarcastic son of a bitch. and dont let anyone tell you otherwise.
i play geetar for two bands, The Crude Truth and another called Pyrogoria.
both of my guitars are B.C. Rich's. one is a warlock and the other is a Kerry King Signature V with pearl diamond inlays and all that other good stuff. yeah u no u want one. WELL YOU CANT HAVE IT.
im currently undergoing a change in my music-listening scene.......i usually listen to all types of metal, though, and Pantera is still my favorite band. i dont wanna b judged because of the music im listening to, so if you have a problem, please, go fuck yourself. i mean that in the nicest possible way, of course. i just dont feel like being criticized for not listening to all metal all the time.
U can usually find me at my moms house or wandering amelessly around a certain town with my posse. oh, did i mention i was a sexy beast? cuz i am.
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Which Greek god/goddess are you?
 
Ares
You are Ares! ares was the god of war.He was known for his fiery temper.He was very handsome, which made Aphrodite, goddess of love and beauty and wife of Hephaestus, to have an affair with him.
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What is yo name?
Yo gangsta name be Los Pantalones
You ride around in a 2004 BMW 530
Yo gang The Mafia
Yo shoes be Spikey Goth boots
Yo dubs be dis big, fool 3,884
How much money you got? $4.42109167497433e+25
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 66%
Stability |||||||||||||| 60%
Orderliness |||||||||||| 46%
Accommodation |||||||||||| 50%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 70%
Intellectual |||||||||||| 43%
Mystical |||||||||||||| 56%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Religious |||||||||||| 50%
Hedonism |||||||||||| 43%
Materialism |||||||||||||| 56%
Narcissism |||||||||||||| 56%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Work ethic |||||||||| 36%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 43%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||| 43%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 43%
Romantic |||||||||||||| 56%
Avoidant |||||| 30%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||| 70%
Wealth |||||||||||||| 56%
Dependency |||||||||||||| 56%
Change averse |||||||||||||||| 70%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Individuality |||||||||| 36%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||| 70%
Physical security |||||||||||||||| 63%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||| 57%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 50%
Paranoia |||||||||||| 50%
Vanity |||||||||||||||| 63%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||| 36%
Female cliche |||||||||| 36% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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You Are Dr. Pepper
You're very unique and funky, yet you still have a bit of traditionalism to you.
People who like you think they have great taste... and they usually do.
Your best soda match: Root Beer
Stay away from: 7 Up What Kind of Soda Are You?
NICK
Nis forNeglected
Iis forIntelligent
Cis forCasual
Kis forKinky What Does Your Name Mean?The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Very High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Very Low
Level 7 (Violent) High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) High
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In a Past Life...
You Were: A Kind Belly Dancer.
Where You Lived: Romania.
How You Died: Dysentery. Who Were You In a Past Life?
What weird misc. thing are you?
Poo
That's right. You're a big, steaming pile of dog poo. Now go pick yourself up off my front lawn.

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Disorder Rating
Paranoid Disorder : Moderate
Schizoid Disorder : Low
Schizotypal Disorder : High
Antisocial Disorder : Low
Borderline Disorder : Low
Histrionic Disorder : High
Narcissistic Disorder : High
Avoidant Disorder : Moderate
Dependent Disorder : Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder : High
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how jedi are you? :: by lawrie malen
What's your favorite....
Beverage (non-alc) ? Dr. Pepper
Beverage (alc) ? Puertorican Rum, bitch!
Color ? Red &/or black
Food ? Philly Cheese Steak
Item of clothing ? my dimebag shirt, definetely
Meal of the day ? lunch (if its not at school)
Feature on yourself ? probly my face =P
Quality in a guy/girl ? physically or personality-related? xD jk probly her sense of humor
Phrase ? don't really have one
Song ? Arch Enemy's "Nemesis"
Musical Artist/Band ? PANTERA
Sport ? the guitar is my sport, my friend
Movie ? currently, it's Cloverfield
TV Show ? i dont watch TV much anymore =/
Radio Station ? i dont listen to the radio that often; not much good music is played
Type of Chocolate ? Milkxorz
Eye Color ? i dont really know....
Do you/Have you ever....
Have any pets ? yes
Smoke ? i enjoy the occasional cigar
Drink ? not really, no
Have any piercings ? no
Have any tatoos ? none that arent in sharpie
Cheat on a boyfriend/girlfriend HELLZ NO NIGGA!
Had sex ? haha, many girls probably wish...
Gone streaking ? i plead the fif!
Gone skinny dipping ? mebe
Been to Europe ? if only, if only....
Been to an island ? BAHAMAAAAAAAAAASSSSS
Had stitches ? loads o' times, sonny
Broken any bones ? not yet *knock on wood
Been stabbed/shot ? nine times, nigga
Slept until after 12:00 ? child's play, my friend
Stayed up all night ? like i said.....child's play
Danced like a whore ? THOSE TAPES WERE DESTROYED!!!!!
Hooked up with 2 people in one weekend ? nah, im not THAT horny
Turned down a dare ? wouldnt you, if it was "i dare you to staple your nutsack to your forhead!"?
Which friend....
Is the funniest ? they're ALL funny
Is the prettiest ? probaly shelby, but who am i to judge?
Is the most handsom ? oh, definitely me
Is the loudest ? Daniel, definitely
Is the craziest ? uhm......Daniel.
Is the most shy ? patric
Is the most loving ? Kirby =]
Is the most understanding ? kirbums
Is the most boring ? haha, i don't hang out with BORING people
Is the richest ? cameron, probly. or Zack. or patric.
Is the most athletic ? i dont really hang with athletes...
Is the most cocky ? Patty
Is the biggest sex icon ? me of course!
Is the most wordly/cultured ? jesus
Do you look up to the most ? i think we're all on the same level about now =P
Do you tell everything to ? kirbzy
Has the best clothes ? who cares?
Has the best house ? cameron, definitely
Would you ever....
Eat pizza with chocolate chips ? sure!
Kiss someone of the same sex ? uuuuuuuumNO
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My Interests

Oblivion, counter-strike, San Andreas, other various games, paintball, guitar, music, sports, and masturbating. i kid, i kid. i dont play sports...Boxhead - More Rooms

I'd like to meet:

Slipknot, System of a Down, Ozzy, Zakk Wylde, Shigeru Myamoto, Alexi Laiho, Dime :( R.I.P., Adam Sessler, Morgan Webb, and Randy Rhoads :( R.I.P.

Music:

Ozzy Osbourne, slipknot, system of a down, ac/dc, motley crue, dope, static X, guns n' roses, rammstein, offspring, green day, anything zakk wylde can shred, black sabbath, disturbed, pantera, queen, OLD metallica, Hendrix, Van Halen, nirvana, HEL, wierd al, Group X, Marylin Manson, Lamb of God, Children of Bodom, hellyeah, and anything else u can headbbang to that i havent listed.Take the quiz:
Which Guitar Player Are You?

Angus Young
You are Angus Young! One of the most popular guitarists of all time, you are the lead player of AC/DC. You've been around forever, and no matter what anyone says about you, everyone likes your stuff. Your music is too contagious not to like. Your stage presence is amazing, and one of the funnest to watch.

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WHAT ROCK BAND R U?? (COOL PICS)

SLIPKNOT
AWSUME UR ONE OF THE GREATEST ROCK BANDS EVER! THEY KICK ASS! U LIKE LOUD MUSIC AND LIKE TO HEADBANG! U HATE PRESIDENT BUSH AND I DONT BLAME U!!!

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Movies:

k guys

Pulp Fictiion reigns forever as my favorite movie of all time. however, some other favorites include, but are not limited to...:

Cloverfield was the most awesome and intensely origional movie i have ever seen in my life.

300 was SO FUCKING AWESOME. never has there been a movie that fits the description of 'brutal' so well....

Borat is officially the funniest movie ON EARTH!!!!!

SNAKES ON A PLANE = THE FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!! GO SEE IT!!!!!!!!!!! BEST MOVIE OF THE YEAR!!!!!!!!!!

the SAW movies are fuckin awesome.

Fearless was INNNNNNNNNNNSSAAAAAAAANNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

a few others include: Harold & Kumar go to White Castle, Hostel (even though i havent seen the whole thing), King Kong, and Team America Which SLC Punk are you?
You are Heroin Bob!
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Television:

Xplay, Brainiac, family guy, MXC, not the news, the simpsons, sometimes futurama, Maximum exposure, viva la bam, jackass, uranium & metal asylum, mythbusters, mad tv, south park, chappelles show, Mind of Mencia, etc. Take the quiz:
Who are you in South Park

Chef
You are Chef! You love women and you know how to cook. Your also a great soul singer and you tell lil children the facts of life

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Books:

Byzantium, Eye of the Needle, various others...FROM A BALLSACK

Heroes:

SERJ TANKIAN IS GOD! DIMEBAG DARREL above all others, R.I.P., Randy Rhoads R.I.P., Mick Thomson, Angus Young, Slash, Zakk Wylde, Adam Sessler, Eddie Van Halen, Alexi Laiho, Zakk Wylde, and Strong Bad.