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Jenn

This hotel reminds me of a place you'd want to go to get a good ol' fashioned raping or a down-home

About Me



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You Belong in London
A little old fashioned, and a little modern.
A little traditional, and a little bit punk rock.
A unique woman like you needs a city that offers everything.
No wonder you and London will get along so well. What City Do You Belong In?
how effing true is that????????

this is also pretty sweet - although i NEVER want to be in john malkovich's head.....

The Movie Of Your Life Is A Black Comedy
In your life, things are so twisted that you just have to laugh.
You may end up insane, but you'll have fun on the way to the asylum.

Your best movie matches: Being John Malkovich, The Royal Tenenbaums, American Psycho If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?

My Interests

I got bitches in the livin' room gettin' it on And they ain't leavin' till 6 in the morning. So whatcha wanna do? Shit, I got a pocket full of rubbers and my home boys do too. So turn off the lights and close the door. But for what--we don't love dem hoes!!
Yeahhh so we gonna smoke an ounce to this. G's up hoes down while ya motherfuckas bounce to this.
Rollin' down the street smokin' endo sippin' on gin n juice Laid back--with my mind on my money and my money on my mind
Yeah I'm still hardcore. what? do somethin'

I'd like to meet:

someone who will kill a random bug for me while i'm screaming like the complete puss i am, someone who will endure my random bouts of geekiness, someone who will drive me all the way to san antonio for some good chinese food...& someone to do my taxes (cause i'm a complete idiot with money)... and DEFINITELY this guy:
is that too much?

Music:

Weezer, The Cardigans, Blur, Pulp, Peaches, Ozma, Joan Jett, Blondie, Phantom Planet, Hot Hot Heat, Beck, Kaiser Chiefs, Bloc Party, Pavement, The Moving Units, Pixies, Sondre Lerche, The Toadies, Maroon 5, The Beatles, Janis Joplin, Garbage, The Flaming Lips, Ben Lee, The Killers, Elliott Smith, Fugazi, Muse, Cat Power, Kill Hannah, Ima Robot, Blonde Redhead, The Libertines, The Rapture, The Sounds, Red Delicious, The Specials, Superdrag, Modest Mouse, The Futureheads, Metric, The Sounds, TV on the Radio, Pretty Girls Make Graves, The Decemberists, The Unicorns, The Shins, (god i'll stop now before i break something)...there I think I'm done...oh and Lea Salonga is a goddess

Movies:

The Godfather (I&II), The Usual Suspects, Pulp Fiction, Sleeping Beauty, Dazed and Confused, Half Baked, LOTR Trilogy, Harry Potter (yes all of them), Harold and Kumar, Shaun of the Dead, Garden State, Bringing out the Dead, Swingers, Empire Records, Stand by Me, A Clockwork Orange, Taxi Driver, Best in Show, Fight Club, Rebel Without a Cause, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, All About Eve, Clerks, The Last Temptation of Christ (basically anything by Scorsese kicks ass) Trainspotting, South Park, Say Anything, The Goonies, Army of Darkness (Sam Raimi is a geek's god), Memento, Say Anything, Baseketball, Office Space, Eddie Izzard's Dressed to Kill, Reno 911, Can't Hardly Wait, Starship Troopers, Grease 2, Cannibal the Musical (yeah the last few are crap but they're the best bad movies ever so lick it...hard)

Television:

because i am such a geek and the x-files is no longer with us (RIP) my new loves are Lost and Heroes...Family Guy, South Park, Rescue Me, Nip/Tuck, House, The Office, My Name is Earl, SVU (take it off meloni!) America's Next Top Model, Project Runway, and Top Chef also help fill the void (hey - ther's a lot of void...don't you judge me!!)

Books:


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Currently re-reading

Me Talk Pretty One Day
by David Sedaris &
Running with Scissors
by Augusten Burroughs.

I heart Memoirs. Reading about someone elses screwy life makes me feel better about myself....hmmm - is that wrong?
Hello Kitty doesn't think so

Heroes:

they're such good, clean-cut boys ^_^


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My Blog

movin' on uuup.....

"to the eastsiiiide.To a dee-luxe apartment, in the sky-yyyy...." ok, so its actually the northwest side...of san antonio. and if you consider a 3rd floor apt. as being in the "sky" (which i do), then...
Posted by Jenn on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 09:52:00 PST

damn you mervyn's!!!

if one more asshole asks me WHY mervyn's is closing or HOW MUCH a pair of shoes costs (which, mind you, have a tag that says "30ΓΏ" and "originally $40" and "you PAY $27.99") i am going to go all baske...
Posted by Jenn on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 08:19:00 PST