Brits - ('allo boys!), writing plays- you dingbat!, coffee, theater, playing dress-up, sailboats, tea, opera, philosophy, Polaroids, books new and old, making lists, fishing towns, television, New York history, traveling to far-off lands, Post-Its, photography, sailors and pirates, Lomos, eBay (Still harboring an addiction after 10 years), empanadas
I'd most like to meet myself one day. I seem like a fun person - witty, caring, inquisitive - cryptic, yet willing to hand you a flashlight for a small deposit. One day I would like to tell children about meeting me. Not my own children, of course, maybe some exchange students. They could take my picture and tell their friends in their native tongue that this is the girl that met Melanie. I picture myself spinning yarns about who I really am. Maybe hosting a black-tie dinner party and chatting about myself with the likes of Yoko Ono, Carrot Top, Jimmy Carter, and Wilfred Brimley, you know, all of the most fabulously influential people of our time. They too will reminisce about what it was like meeting me, if they ever had. If not, they can come up with silly fictional anecdotes about the time I ran over Carol Channing's ferret, or the day that I told Dom DeLuise that I bore his love child, but sold him or her to the black market and used that money to buy a toupee for a scalper. Not a scalper as in an Indian, but a ticket scalper I found at the 92nd Street Y on the night that Delta Burke and her husband, Gerald McRaney, were staging a one-night-only performance of the musical version of Hemingway's "Hills Like White Elephants," also starring Ted Danson as the elephant. Oh the fun we'll all have.
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I'd also like to meet Oliver the Humanzee
And these cats:
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...and people who play instruments.
But whomever you meet, remember:
NOW:
Metisse, Beirut, Beirut (a different one), Mum, Lullatone, New Young Pony Club, The Real Tuesday Weld, Lily Allen, The Boy Least Likely To, Mika, The Unicorns, The Go! Team, CocoRosie, Fischerspooner, Nouvelle Vague
STILL:
Telepopmusik, Arcade Fire, Royksopp, Jem
ALWAYS:
Sondheim, Bach, Tchaikovsky, Philip Glass, Cole Porter, Irving Berlin, Schubert, Samuel Barber, ABBA, David Bowie
Young Frankenstein, Hannah and Her Sisters, The 400 Blows, All About Eve, Love and Death, Fargo, The Color of Paradise, Quills, Impromptu, Cabaret, The Remains of the Day, The Addams Family & the Addams Family Values, The Muppet Christmas Carol, Magnolia, Gone With the Wind, Singin' In the Rain, The Seventh Seal, Whatever Happened to Baby Jane, Quiz Show, Koyaanisqatsi and the entire Qatsi Trilogy
Almost everything on BBC, PBS, GSN and The Travel Channel, Project Runway, Extras, Heroes, Weeds, The Riches (I heart Eddie Izzard).
I'm a burgeoning bibliophile.
On Richard Dawson...
jinxme75: he doesnt talk like hes english
mellsbells81: sometimes he whips out his cockney
mellsbells81: i wish i could tell [that to] the world. that would bring world peace. if they only heard.
jinxme75: put it somewhere
mellsbells81: you're a pervert
Melanie: I know who the victim is.
Kamillah: Who?
Melanie: Marsha Warfield.
Lyne: There ain't no one gonna molest Marsha Warfield.
mellsbells81: just what are you asking?
mellsbells81: why not just come right out and say you want my junk?
jinxme75: well i am saying it with my eyes you just cant see them right now
mellsbells81: that doesn't sound too appetizing. i know you have pink eye.
jinxme75: oh that was a low blow