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Laurrra

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About Me

Sanctuary Halloween 2006

I always say I'm too boring to have one of these shitz, but I guess if you're reading this you're worse off that I am, so I'll try to humour you. I live alone in the city and enjoy going for aimless walks in hopes of adventure, they usually lead me to the grocery store :/. However if you open your eyes there is a lot of quality entertainment out there for free, and I'm not talking street performers, just the regular flow of the city can be very captivating. I enjoy contradiction; I like people who have a grim sense of humour but a positive outlook on life.
That was written years ago, things have gotten more interesting since then, for the better, but don't get me wrong, my life has never been shitty.

My Interests

adventures, sleeping, interweb, logic, self pity, seeking attention, crabby customers, early morning hours, horror, drinking, pens, fishnets with seams, dissing the islands, throwing stuff away, cocks, researching and learing about things just because they interest me, Hot Topic, lying to strangers, fungi, scissors, NES, boxes of wine, manners, statistics, breaking electronics, food safety, signs and symbols, reading plays, DJs, those magic ink activity books from back in the day, stickers, flossing, studying weapons, foil, reading text books, getting mail, and what I look forward to most every week is Sanctuary Sudays at the Red Room, come with!

I'd like to meet:

Soldiers for my Army, jerks, sluts, drunks (only ones that don't need to borrow money tho)

Music:

Music? Eww, gross, I hate music.

Movies:

Pulp Fiction, Basquiat, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Wild Hearts Can't be Broken, CKY series, Breakfast Club, Funny Face, Dracula (1931), Jackass, Trainspotting, Casablanca, JAWS, King Kong, A Nightmare on Elm Street (not one in particular,) Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Labyrinth, Resevoir Dogs, Rumble in the Bronx, The Wizard, Wayne's World, Kill Bill (both,) The Princess Bride, Clerks, Indiana Jones (all three,) Half Baked, Spirit of '76, Dogma, Star Wars (the first three before they were fucked with,) Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Back to the Future (all three,) The Lost Boys, Barbarella, Spinal Tap, Saturday Night Fever, The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1923,) Bubba Ho-Tep, Blade Runner, Fight Club, Hairspray, The Phantom Tollbooth.

Television:

Hilarious House of Frightenstein

Books:

i'm illiterate

My Blog

Moon Over Space Mountian

some may know I have a fascination with Disneyland, it has always been but has recently been very prominent in my mind, in fact if it is financially possible I would like to visit the park in late Oct...
Posted by Laurrra on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 12:16:00 PST

the moon looks like a fat ass tonight

I've stopped wearing conventional deodorant, I can't stand the moist, pastey feeling of it. Oddly enough the smell also bothers me after a while, even the unscented ones. For the past few years I've b...
Posted by Laurrra on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 01:04:00 PST

Re: who wants to be my permanent replacement?

no idea where that subject line came from, I have an honest dislike for subject lines.I was thinking about bitching about how early the sun rises (maybe an hour and a half ago) then I decided to cut t...
Posted by Laurrra on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 05:15:00 PST

further tales of urban wild life

Today as I was putting some cardboard in the recyclng bin at work I saw a crow eating something, my first thought was that it was a bloody bone, I gawked at it while trying to figure out what it real...
Posted by Laurrra on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 10:01:00 PST

NO MORE NAPS *edited*

I had to speed type this dream I had right after I woke up, I will fix my typos at a later date. 5/14 edit: I just went thru and fixed any typos that were obvious to me, I didn't change the flow ...
Posted by Laurrra on Mon, 14 May 2007 08:56:00 PST

interesting

Since I changed my display pic to the one it is now I have had a noticeable increase in the number of  people/bands try to add me, lots of them being part of the hiphop/rap culture.  I figur...
Posted by Laurrra on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 08:01:00 PST

book your Laura time now!

sweet, my vacation starts on 4/21/7, at 20:00h my itinerary thus far is as follows...Sunday 4/22/7-day is open, then Sanctuary at Lotus! join us...Monday 4/23/7-recovery/openTuesday 4/24/7- day is ope...
Posted by Laurrra on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 07:15:00 PST

big profit

I just bought an Island Petpet Paint Brush on Neopets for 40,000 Neopoints, I made a 42.5% profit, how much did I sell it for?
Posted by Laurrra on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 03:41:00 PST

dead skunk is not in the thesaurus

Walking home this morning I saw a dead skunk on the side of the road. I looked closely at it, it made me think of the rodents of unusual size, from the Princess Bride. After passing it by the idea of ...
Posted by Laurrra on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 08:13:00 PST

how much fun can I have in 2.5 hours

I was just reading my friend Katana's blog and she inspired me to write about Sanctuary last Sunday. I like point form. -I bought a blue hawaiian that Jonathan ordered by accident, saving him $9 -I kn...
Posted by Laurrra on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 08:06:00 PST