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Kari

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About Me

Mentally malformed, physically subnormal and completely unsound but okay if you look at the right angle. If you've stopped in, say hi.
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Jesus, Rumi, Lombardi, Paulo Coelho, Kafka.

My Blog

Dear Santa

Some elementary students were asked to write Santa a letter and ask him for what they want. This was one of those letters. This little girl gets it.   Dear Santa, my friends at school don't blive...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Dec 2008 10:20:00 GMT

Video killed the radio star and hopefully one Oklahoma Representative

We all know that when it comes to posting videos in a blog, I'm completely inept! Oddly enough, keeping my fingers crossed hasn't helped, so I'm going to start with a prayer. Dear YouTube gods and god...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 07:03:00 GMT

While I have color on my hair...

I am out of butter. That greatly concerns me. I am a little concerned that my laundry will never ever be caught up, but only a little concerned. I am a little concerned that society will screw up my k...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 08:08:00 GMT

Gertudes running free *Updated with a new holy-crap statistic*

This time of year, my thoughts are always consumed by the less fortunate. By less fortunate, I mean that person who just died in the time it took me to type that first sentence, who died simply from h...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 09:26:00 GMT

Attention shoppers

'Tis the season for logs on the fire (I wish), holiday parties and dressing up (yuck), love (hopefully in ridiculous amounts), family (maybe with a little less breast groping this year), an abundance ...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 08:29:00 GMT

Heartfelt letters, part two -- now with warning

WARNING (sort of): Because my daughter sent out a bulletin telling all of her friends to read her mom's (that's me!) new blog, I feel I must warn anyone that is not my kiddo that there is some cussing...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 11:51:00 GMT

Love Day

Once upon a time, there were the crusades. Whole cities were wiped out, burned down. The murderers were indiscriminate. Men, woman and children were there one moment, and the next they were gone....
Posted by on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 10:21:00 GMT

You can take the boy out of the idiot, but you cant take the idiot out of the boy.

This blog has one purpose and one purpose only: to call out a ball-less prick and his posse.   My husband works with a guy -- I won't name names but his initials are B.R.A.D. -- who played on my...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 08:53:00 GMT

Utter perspective and football

I Hate my job!! Detest, Abhor, Loath it!! In every language I Hata, Hade, Haten, Vihata, Vihkama, Odiar, Ienist, NenĂ¡videt it!! With capital letters and a gazillion exclamation points h...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 09:06:00 GMT

If buzzards in blizzards had lizards and scissors

I wrote about all the rain we'd been having in my last blog. It hasn't stopped raining since. And if you know me the tiniest bit, you know I love nature. If you know me a tiny bit more than the t...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 21:47:00 GMT