i have two great kids. i sing for a little band called the emersons. i tell people that i know karate when i really don't. i work shitty jobs. i try not to complain. i broke a tooth today. i have been programmed to destroy all humans. i like seeing people get injured and then while they are hurt, i kick 'em in the nuts. i like nuts and i like beer. i like beernuts. bears are scary. the nuts of a bear are even scarier. my girlfriend digs me. i am the last person that you are ever going to see while you are alive. i have been programmed to make you dead. end transmission.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
someone who is better at fake karate than me. no fucking way.
