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Jesse

I am here for Friends

About Me

I love lamp. I'm a perfectionist. I'm impatient. I love how people say they don't like drugs yet they drink and smoke. I'm confident without being conceited. I love my friends more than anything. I enjoy some drunken debauchery every now and then. I shower at least daily. I'm mostly indifferent. I eat meat. I drive too fast. I work at a job thats boring, but thats ok. I will frequently leave the same CD in my car for extended periods of time. I don't spell well, and I don't care. I really don't like to write. I work nights. I'm a smart ass. I enjoy sleep deprivation. I can occasionally form complete sentences. I love punk and electronic music (nice combination, eh). I spend too much money. I love summer. I can't tan. I cuss, a lot. I only eat when starving, or bored. I call people retards. I am in no way politically correct. I think Bush is a retard. I say cool and dood and whoa. I don't start conversations with people I don't know. I don't get offended, ever. I'm not political or religious. I usually know if I want to have anything to do with you within 5 minutes of meeting you. I will make you laugh, even at the expense of my dignity. I'm not o-fuckin-kay. I use AIM (Styrofoam Punk). I uh....yeah.My friend just gave me this fortune, said it should have been mine. What a rad compliment.

My Interests

stupid Hondas, spending money, my friends, snowboarding, parties, getting drunk, not working, taking pictures, being stupid, driving too fast, being laid back, refusing to grow up.

I'd like to meet:


I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?" "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet. You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times." It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach. He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on

Music:

The Starting Line, Green Day, Mest, Sublime, Midtown, Saves the Day, Simple Plan, Sum 41, Alkaline Trio, Dropkick Murpheys, Riddlin' Kids, The Used, Yellowcard, Unwritten Law, Brand New, The Beatles, Weezer, 22 Jacks, AFI, NOFX, Blink 182, Lagwagon, Less Than Jake, Bodyjar, Bouncing Souls, Goldfinger, MXPX, NFG, Good Charlotte, Hi-Standard, Millencolin, Pennywise, Slick Shoes, Mad Caddies, Fenix Tx, No Use For a Name, Taking Back Sunday, Blind Melon, Cold, Diesel Boy, Face to Face, Deftones, CCR, Incubus, Fuel, Orgy, Fidget, Aaron Simpson, ATB, BT, Daft Punk, DJ Icey, Finch, Home Grown, Larger Than Life, Fall Out Boy, Choking Victim, Gimme Gimmes, The Living End. Pretty much anything that sounds good.

Movies:

Office Space, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Fight Club, Animal House, Snatch, Underworld, Blade, Lock Stock, Mallrats, Clerks, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Killing Zoe, Italian Job, Fight Club, The Professional, Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison, Tommy Boy, Black Sheep, Encino Man, Trainspotting, Glory Daze, High Fidelity, Hackers, Brain Candy, Boondock Saints, Meet Joe Black, Hang 'Em High, Outlaw Josey Wales, Good, Bad, and the Ugly, Unforgiven, Transporter, Tombstone, Super Troopers, Road Trip, Saving Silverman, Payback, Orange County, Oceans Eleven, Old School, Memento.

Television:

rots your brain

Books:

Orson Scott Card, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Stephen King, Raymond Feist, Piers Anthony.... those sort of things..

Heroes:

All of my friends for getting through all shit they have and still being the coolest people you'll ever meet.
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Kurt Loder said vinyl is better since you can't cut drugs on cds"Make sure those poor people stay away from it, they have swords!" - Will Ferrell
"My impression of New Orleans is this: That there is a recovery on the way." - George Bush
"Live for today, fuck tomorrow." - Tom Thrush - my father
"You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you." - Kevin Smith

My Blog

fuck you people with "private" profiles

myspace is a place for friends alright, you are fucking it up.
Posted by Jesse on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 01:25:00 PST

Bleh

From this: To this... 5 lug - gone. ..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> Konis/skunk2's - gone. Type R wheels - gone. My manhood - gone. WHAAAAAAAA...
Posted by Jesse on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 11:35:00 PST

Some cocksucker stole my car

So this weekends been freakin crazy... we got Chas and Trisha all moved into their new place, which is very pimp. It's like 3 times larger than their old shit hole apartment. Only bad side is that whe...
Posted by Jesse on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 11:37:00 PST

This ones just for Trisha

GTI Burning "I'm going to fill all of you guys in on why they let the car burn to the ground. In order to understand it, you have to have owned a vdub. See a Volkswagen is like that girl we've all dat...
Posted by Jesse on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 06:21:00 PST

My rad weekend

ok I just wrote like 2 paragraphs and then clicked this link on accident and now I get to write all this shit out again I am SO happy. fuck me. ok so anyway, I just had this rad weekend and now I'm si...
Posted by Jesse on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 10:27:00 PST

I'm jealous

So I just looked at Chas's blog about his hell car and it made me feel inadequate. I've been building a CRX for about 2 years now and it's the longest fucking project I've ever undertook. If you don't...
Posted by Jesse on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 12:23:00 PST

Moving is so fun!

How in the hell does someone accumulate this much crap? It's going to take like 4 days to move and about 3 months to sort all the junk. Yay moving.
Posted by Jesse on Fri, 26 Aug 2005 11:52:00 PST

Sunburns are rad...

...except for the feeling that my chest, shoulders, and back are on fire.
Posted by Jesse on Sat, 20 Aug 2005 02:15:00 PST

I can't sleep

I can't sleep for more than 2 hours at a time, what the hell? I'm pretty sure downing these energy drinks like I have been for the last week so I can stay awake can't be good for me... On the bright s...
Posted by Jesse on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I just ate a jawbraker

It was purple, and it was good.
Posted by Jesse on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST