Well....... I am 26. I'm originally from NJ. I miss it. I miss the loudness, rudeness, and traffic. (and real food) I have been with Stan for 8 years (married for 5 of those 8) and we have an awesome 2 year son. I have 3 awesome nephews who I think are 3 of the 4 coolest mini men I have ever met (Luke is in there too of course) I have one older sister who depending on the day or person who is looking at us, thinks we look a like. (I don't see it). We all pretty much migrated from Jersey to here and we are going to infest the heck out of your state.I am a girls girl. I love shopping, tabloid magazines and nail polish. ( I have like 8021 different colors) I hate getting dirty. I love summer dresses and flip flops. I can not go to bed until I vacuum. I prefer breakfast food over any other kind, yet I never eat breakfast at the right time. I could live on Kiwi Jellybeans. I am always cold. Sometimes I bust out laughing about things that happened weeks ago. I think True Romance is the most romantic movie ever and if I ever had a girl I would want to name her Alabama because of it, but Stan said hell no. I am an Army wife, but I find most military wives extremely irritating. I love books, but not to read them. I am right handed but tie my shoes lefty because of my mom. I can't ride a bike. I have a sick perverted sense of humor, play along or ignore it. I love to laugh, but I don't like homophobes, racists or rape jokes. Some crap just isn't funny. Confrontation bugs me. I am too old to be yelled at but if someone does, I will laugh or cry...usually laugh. People always tell me I am too nice, but if I stand up for myself they think I'm an arsehole. I say stupid things constantly but have no tolerance for other people's stupidity. I love horror movies but usually cover my eyes. I prefer the smell of gasoline or windex over flowers. I have bathroom phobia, I would rather pee my pants than use a public restroom (don't test me I will do it). I think they should teach park etiquette to parents so their children don't act a fool when Luke is trying to go down the slide. I am huge on manners. Please, thank you, holding doors... things like that... but I think farting and burping are hysterical. I purposely put food in my teeth to see how long it takes for people to tell me. Its suprising how many people DON'T tell me. I can't stand the smell of cigarette smoke, but cigars don't bother me. I was a vegetarian for 8 years but ate a cheeseburger to make my dad happy and never gave them up. I do not think before I speak. I love the word RIDICULOUS. That's about it...Other than that, if the answer isn't there, ask me.
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"I’m selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I’m out of control, and at times hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best."- Marilyn Monroe
"I was never the girl next door." -Bettie Page
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