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McDLT!

mdreben

My Interests

Music:

I like every band you hate, and every band you like... I hate.

Movies:

Police Academy, Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment, Police Academy 3: Back in Training, Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol, Police Academy 5: Assignment: Miami Beach, Police Academy 6: City Under Siege, Police Academy: Mission to Moscow, Annnd .......Citizen Kane

Television:

Assisted Living Dracula

Heroes:

Meatball with marinara, Ham & Salami, Turkey with mayo. Get it?! Like hero sandwiches! hahahahahahahahaha!

My Blog

Scam Alert

Just a warning to anyone considering "laser eye surgery". It turns out they do NOT install laser beams in your eyes, they merely correct your vision. I guess it wasn't a complete waste of money, it ju...
Posted by McDLT! on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 09:24:00 PST

The Doucheblog

I guess I promised Rosye I'd write my "doucheblog" so here goes.A few weeks back I was at my sister's house playing football in the yard with my nephews. Suddenly Steven (the 13 year old) comes out of...
Posted by McDLT! on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 11:49:00 PST

So who did it? (part 2)

Continued from part one...So, once again it's late Saturday night and I get a call on my cell from my old friend PRIVATE (blocked number). This time they have a new sound board called the Jewish sex h...
Posted by McDLT! on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 01:02:00 PST

My Car

Terrorists attacked my car the other night using a roadside bomb! It was just outside the "green zone" which is near the McDonalds by my house.No you gullible bastards! that pic is just from when I in...
Posted by McDLT! on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 05:08:00 PST

Things i don't like...

...but everyone else does.There are certain things in America that you are just supposed to like. Some people actually get mad at you if you don't feel the same way. Here are some of those things: ...
Posted by McDLT! on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 03:27:00 PST

So who did it?

Who called me last night from a blocked number 3 times and left audio clips of Jack Black on my voicemail? Current suspects: Jose, Chovan, Rosie, and Josh. Dom is off the hook since he was with me at ...
Posted by McDLT! on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 04:23:00 PST

Fun with webcams

So I found out that if you google "liveapplet" you will find hundreds of unsecured webcams from all over the world that you can actually control. Here's a few decent ones...A security cam inside a sto...
Posted by McDLT! on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 10:02:00 PST

Dingleberries

Yesterday a few of us were at my Mom's house helping her with yard work and she says to my sister: "Go rake up those dingleberries over there." We were all like whaaa? Turns out in Momland dingleberri...
Posted by McDLT! on Mon, 29 May 2006 12:28:00 PST

Xtreme Gokarting!

Anyone else ever been to this 40mph indoor gokart track in Burnsville? My boss took a bunch of us there yesterday. They dont fuck around, they have the karts hooked up to a computer with an RDF tag or...
Posted by McDLT! on Wed, 24 May 2006 07:40:00 PST

E3 06 in LA OMG LOL

So I'm back from the sweaty nerdpit known as E3. Basically someone decided to cram every geek + every hot girl in the world into 1 convention center. The geeks are there to check out games and the hot...
Posted by McDLT! on Tue, 16 May 2006 11:07:00 PST