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About Me

KEV Radio/The Great Satan/Lizard Of Id is the brainchilli of Lushtone drummer Abraham Jefferson Rothschilli III. Little was no-one aware of the complete madness soon to drip forth as the Lushtone (in a deal with his psycho-ciatrist) fled rehab to sequester himself in a slightly moldy basement to present what you now are unluckyly able to listen to. Major label intrest is slim to none. Copyright infringment is still your best entertainment value. That's my craft, and i'm stinkin' to it........pour me a stiffy. A KEV Radio Exclusive: TGA is hiring ! TGA Flight 69
And for all you dark ambient hippies: * *in a big big echo voice** DRUM CIRCLE IN SPAAAAAAACE....R.I.F. (Rhythm Is Fundafunkenmental)

My Interests

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Member Since: 18/02/2006
Band Website: www.lushtones.com
Band Members: Only A.J. Rothschilli III would ever admit such a disgrace as to be involved with KEV Radio/The Great Satan/Lizard Of Id
Influences: Fredrick Nietzsche, Groucho Marx, John Lennon, Frank Zappa, George Clinton, Bob Marley, David Bowie, Firesign Theater, Negativland, Cheech and Chong, National Lampoon, Bill Cosby, Chris Rock, the former Dennis Miller, Yoda, Siddhartha, Lao Tzu, Spinal Tap, Mike Malloy, Stephanie Miller (and voice deity Jim Ward), Jon Stewart, Steven Colbert, and of course Lush Rimbaugh, Sean Insanity, Shrill O?Really Gwen Bleeck and all the rest of those rightwingfugnuts at FUX News.
Sounds Like: The mutant future of mock radio wrapped around an cracked irony and sexxed across your synapses with a brillo twist. Snarky.
Record Label: Now THAT'S funny!!!

My Blog

GODDAMN COCKTAIL

Mix 1 part Allah - 1 part Buddha - 1 part Yahweh - a spoonful of 8000 blend Hindu flavoring and some secret underwear clusters... Blend where the Pope don't shine...Stir in liberal amounts of L. Ron H...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 11:51:00 GMT

6/6/6 Hell Date

Surprise! Surprise!

From the Desk Of KEV Radio General Manager Barley Smart: Little did the staff here at KEV realize it, but I think we underestimated the facility's needed to house and decompress the Recovering Log Cab...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 18:59:00 GMT

PAY FORM

POST ALL YOUR MONEY HERE SUCKAS!WE DO NOT ACCEPT FIRSTBORNS . . .
Posted by on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 08:25:00 GMT

KEV Radio Naked Twister Extravaganza Update

From the desk of Barley Smart: KEV Radio is planning on hosting the International Naked Twister League Semi-Finals in the early fall. We have made arrangements with the Flying Monkey Casino and shall ...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 21:29:00 GMT

Bananarillo Recipe

Step One: Take a cigarello, dip completely in hash oil. Let dry. Step Two: AIR dry banana peel. DO NOT MICROWAVE. Doing so releases all of the peels hallucinogenic propertys. Step Three: Tak...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 21:12:00 GMT

kev gen manager barley smart endorses outsourse party

notes from the worm hole: july 4, 2033 from the nest of the birdbraniac, k e v radio resident squalk jock, k e v radio general manager BARLEY SMART endorses OUTSOURCE, of course! while this may s...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 23:43:00 GMT

fall sweeps

notes from the worm hole: sept. 11, 2013from the nest of the birdbrainiac, k e v radio resident squalk jock,fall sweeps season is upon us again. for those who haven't heard yet, k e v radio is on...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 23:39:00 GMT

marriage and adoption post el douche'

tales from the worm hole, may 1, 2015, from the nest of the birdbrainiac, k e v radio resident squalk jock, after a four year supreme court battle, lawbreakers have allowed natalie and&...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 08:40:00 GMT

tourist secret weapon?

tales from the worm hole, dec 23, 2033: from the nest of the birdbrainiac, k e v radio resident squalk jock, it's now been almost a week, christmas is two days away, and the biggest sales slump h...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 20:29:00 GMT