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HEF

In the country of the blind the one eyed man is king. -H.G. Wells

About Me


Name: David "Hef" Hefner
Birthdate: April 8th 1981
Birthplace: Seattle, Wa
Current Location: Bainbridge island, Wa
Eye Color: Green-yellow-blue
Hair Color: Dark brown/ black
Height: 5-9
Weight: 169
Piercings: 7
Tattoos: 7
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Sometimes
Overused Phrase: Dude....
FAVORITES
Food: chinese, italian, mexican
Candy: chocolate...oh and those Haribo frogs
Number: 7
Color: cornflower blue
Animal: chinchilla
Drink: Root Beer
Alcohol Drink: Beer
Bagel: one with a hole in it
Letter: J i guess
Body Part on Opposite sex: lips, eyes, booty=)
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing: Golden arches
Strawberry or Watermelon: niether...im not fruity
Hot tea or Iced tea: I like it hott
Chocolate or Vanilla chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: hot chocolate
Kiss or Hug: depends who its coming from
Dog or Cat: love em both...unless its an ugly dog or cat
Rap or Punk: for what? you cant really call either music
Summer or Winter: SUMMER!!!
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Both
Love or Money: both would be nice but if you have one you cant really have the other
YOUR...
Bedtime: 11 ish
Most Missed Memory: every birthday since i turned 21
Best phyiscal feature: crazy color changing eyes...i get nice comments on them all the time
First Thought Waking Up: coffee
Goal for this year: move into a bigger house
Best Friends: Are a little over rated
Weakness: im a sucker for light skinned girls w/ brown eyes and dark girls w/ light eyes
Fears: Death, falling
Heritage: Irish/ French-Canadian and part African
Longest relationship: 3 years
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: Ever stopped?
Ever Smoked: ya
Pot: this isnt some weird government ploy to bust all the herb smokers is it?
Ever been Drunk: Barely ever been sober
Ever been beaten up: not that I know of
Ever beaten someone up: once...but he earned it
Ever Shoplifted: a frog from a pet store when i was 10
Ever Skinny Dipped: yeah, the chicks boyfriend got kinda pissed about it though
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: ya sure
Been Dumped Lately: as a matter of fact ya...but it was a little different i guess
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Brown
Favorite Hair Color: Black
Short or Long: long
Height: 5-1 to 5-8
Style: Hippie
Looks or Personality: gotta have both
Hot or Cute either i guess
Drugs and Alcohol: on occasion
Muscular or Really Skinny: average
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: infinate
What country do you want to Visit: brazil
How do you want to Die: sleeping
Been to the Mall Lately: Friday
Do you like Thunderstorms: nope
Get along with your Parents: i guess you could say that
Health Freak: seasonal
Do you think your Attractive: yes
Believe in Yourself: yes
Want to go to College: been there, but want to go back
Do you Smoke: when i drink
Do you Drink: when i smoke
Shower Daily: yes
Been in Love: yes
Do you Sing: wouldnt really call it singing
Want to get Married: yes
Do you want Children: yes
Have your future kids names planned out: Kira and Jareth
Age you lost your Virginity: 18
Hate anyone: YUP
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Next fishing trip in Venezuela for the flesh eating "Payara" These fish eat birds right out of trees The Beautiful and Talented Jamie Nova From Hells Belles Drew and I on christmas "Merry Christmas buddy!!"

My Interests

Bowling, bands, music, guitars, quads/ fourwheelers, girls, hippies!! and hippie girls!! .. "VICODIN AND ALCOHOL ARE LIKE PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY" -DAVID HEFNER ITS MY LEG I SWEAR! GIMME MY MONEY BOTCH!!!^ Ok....the girl on the right in the black and white is the same girl im dancing with 5 or 6 pictures or so down. Dating her may have been the highlight of my life...next to a good ol' fashioned whiskey drunk with some vicodin;) HAH!!"the manette" in Bremerton Myself when i was just a lad Highschool daze its a tequila sunrise crossed with a fuzzy naval....i call it the "lazy mexican"
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I'd like to meet:

Pretty much anyone, hopefully local. We arent holding hands!! its the "ROCK LOCK"!!Hells Belles Front-girl Jamie and i admiring her sexy new boots.----------------- First pro gig at 18 with Deafchild The infamous pornstar pic with world record Superslut Jasmine St.Claire The lovely Aria Giovanni...Penthouse pet and porn superstar Peeing on the Alamo Ozzy osbourne style San antonio Texas Boto and i with the ladies! Joel and i with more ladies on the corner of weed and weed in weed....get it? Welcome to WEED!!! Bars are closed lets ride the Sacremento monument!!! Sacremento Cali. myself with Fear factory guitarist Dino Cazares and some slut=) First smallmouth bass ever....Shelton, Wa Drew and i busting the rock-lock with Jason Mraz Shark fishing off of Hawaii....that one was a baby, but you get the idea ok fine....Lame cliche???? Just hanging around in seattle....there!

Music:

I THINK IT IS FUNNY WHEN PEOPLE SAY THEY LIKE ALL MUSIC....IT REALLY JUST MEANS...I LISTEN TO RAP.I REALLY DO LIKE ALL KINDS OF MUSIC...EXCEPT...BORING ASS EMO, NELLY, SEAN PAUL, AND THE DIXIE CHICKS....OH YEAH AND FUCK THOSE LIVING SKELETONS THE ROLLING STONES TOO. Prince - Sexy M.F.

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Marty friedman from megadeth kicks ass!!

Movies:

Labyrinth, Legend, Dark Crystal, Meet The Feebles, Grumpy old Men, Hellraiser 1,2,3, and inferno, Nightmare on elmstreet 1, 2, 3, and freddys revenge...anything that will make me cringe or laugh....oooohhh and skinamax late night. This guy in a movie....always a plus!

Television:

Family Guy, Simpsons, Beavis and Butthead, King of Queens, That 70's show, SOUTHPARK!!!

Books:

Harry Potter, stephen king mspmb allowScriptAccess="never" allowNetworking="internal" enableJSURL="false" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" allowScriptAccess="never" allowNetworking="internal" enableJSURL="false" enableJavaScript="false"

Heroes:

Randy Rhoads, Dimebag Darrell, Yngwie Malmsteen, Steve Vai,THOSE CRAZY ASSES FROM DRAGONFORCE!!! "Shadows fall" lead guitarist Matt Bachand when i was 18

My Blog

Manette stage crowding

so my band played at the manette...and as a typical show would go with us...we would play our crap and people would sit and watch...at the manette everyone got up to the stage and slam danced and thre...
Posted by HEF on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 06:49:00 PST

if i added you and you dont know me...

chances are you have the same name as who i was trying to add, you are a celebrity that i admire...or you are just friggin hot!!!
Posted by HEF on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 05:54:00 PST

My bands last show March 10th!!!!

come out and see us!! 312 callow ave. Bremerton wa,     just take a left on kitsap way from the highway then a right on callow...we will be at Rush's its going to be on your left....dont mi...
Posted by HEF on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 08:21:00 PST

the toitle himself

http://www.myspace.com/reloc.cfm?c=7&id=!!1Axc$ek1123
Posted by HEF on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Want a baby turtle?

Ok so i have a bunch of baby turtles that i bought from L.A, a couple weeks ago and i have too many now...im trying to sell them...does anyone want to buy one or two off of me? -Dave
Posted by HEF on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST