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Theresa

Ghostwriter! Wooord.

About Me

ABOUT ME:

I write shit. Then I talk shit.

I'm just a girl, alone in this world. Or something.

My Interests

Advertising, writing, music, stand-up comedy, karaoke, other crap

I'd like to meet:


I'D LIKE TO MEET:

Your mom, among others.

Music:

Muse, Queen, The Postal Service, Portishead, Modest Mouse, Scissor Sisters, Bloodhound Gang, Maroon 5, Rufus Wainwright, Radiohead, Cake, Journey, The Killers, Franz Ferdinand, Architecture in Helsinki, Ben Folds, Sigur Ros, Sufjan Stevens, Keane, Snow Patrol, Stephen Lynch, Mika, Peter Cetera!

Movies:

A Clockwork Orange, Fight Club, Donnie Darko, Office Space, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Boondock Saints, Death to Smoochy, Napoleon Dynamite, Dogma, Borat, Big Lebowski, Almost Famous, Hot Fuzz, Love Actually, V for Vendetta, Bridget Jones' Diary, Wedding Crashers

Television:

House, Family Guy, Project Runway, Top Chef, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, MST3K, Mr. Show, South Park, American Idol, The Office (UK version), Ghostwriter (woooord), Robot Chicken, Amazing Stories, Heroes, Da Ali G Show, Reno 911, The Daily Show, Colbert Report, VH1 reality trash

Books:

House of Leaves, Breakfast of Champions, Harry Pottah

Heroes:

Miss Paula Deen. And your dad.

My Blog

Schmooze THIS.

Decidedly great/awkward/great-again conversation starters:-I'm not fascist, but...-What ever happened to toe socks? Wild!-So I was blowing this guy, right?-I read the other day that crack is cheaper t...
Posted by Theresa on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 09:55:00 PST

Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me.

Well, Sylvia asked for it.. so here it is, in all its "glory". I tweaked a few lines from last edit, and I think it flows better. A deeper story, if you will.Just to pre-empt, these lyrics are about a...
Posted by Theresa on Fri, 26 May 2006 12:06:00 PST

When did Clay Aiken get hot?

So I was watching the American Idol finale I taped tonight, and Mr. Clay Aiken made a surprise guest appearance. It was pretty funny because the way-gay lookalike from earlier in the season who couldn...
Posted by Theresa on Thu, 25 May 2006 11:57:00 PST

Eat me Sonic, so I can eat you.

Does anyone else find it unfair that Sonic, the drive-in tasty delicousness of all fast food gorgeosity, advertises non-stop, yet the closest one around here is in fucking IOWA? It's a cock tease, I t...
Posted by Theresa on Mon, 15 May 2006 06:01:00 PST

The sort-of reunion.

So I went to Tennessee over the weekend for my nephew Wyatt's birthday party. Him putting out the candle with his finger was definitely the bright spot of the whole time there, hehe. Hung out with my ...
Posted by Theresa on Wed, 03 May 2006 05:30:00 PST

Dumb classes, dumb bathtub.

So, I'ma do this blog thing I guess. Things are going... fine. Just got my schedule for classes next trimester tonight. To my expectations, I got a class on both Wednesdays and Thursdays, which sucks ...
Posted by Theresa on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 08:06:00 PST