Jason

I laugh at everything, you'll feel like a comedian if you hang out with me. I'm obsessed with Arnold Schwarzenegger and the gym. I love watching/playing sports. I like wearing blazers, if the tempurature is below 70 I will have one on. I love animals, dogs are my favorite. I wish I devoted as much energy to work as I do to fantasy football. I wish I could play Madden for a living. Playstation is much better than X-box. I'm a really poor sport. I hate cold weather. I won't eat anything red. Mustard is the most disgusting thing I could possibly think of. I am terrified of snakes. I have really soft feet. I hate going to bed early. I don't understand how people wake up before 11 on weekends. I am the worst morning person ever. I love going out. BYO's are my favorite. I could eat sushi every meal, every day, spicy tuna is my favorite. I hate when people are late. I have abnormally large calf muscles. I don't like sharing my food, but I like when other people share theirs with me. I'm a really picky eater, but I will eat pretty much anything if it's free. I don't get people who read for pleasure. ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ -------BUT I THINK JILL COVERS IT BETTER:My name is Jason and I was born on the 4th of July, I will brag that my birthday is cooler than yours, because it is. I like protein. I put protein in my eggs, oatmeal, toothpaste, etc. Protein makes me strong, in fact I’m the strongest guy you know. Seriously. I’m really good at everything, especially sports. In my spare time I go to the gym, talk about going to the gym, bate to Ahnold, talk about my suits, and play Madden. Madden is my life. It’s so important to me that hypothetically if someone made me dinner, cut her hand and needed to go to the hospital for stitches, I’d probs ask if someone could take her just so I could play madden. Hypothetically. Jill is my best friend. She’s real hot and I’d do almost anything for her, except for allow her to keep anything she owns at my place. Not uh. She’s so cool that 5 months after she got her new car, I had to go buy the same exact one, but in white, the color she originally wanted. I’m a “safe” driver. And by “safe” I mean I like to keep my speed well below the legal limit. If people make fun of me for driving like an old woman, I yell because they should also be safe drivers. I like sushi. Espesh at all you can eat buffets. I refuse to eat at restaurants that don’t offer an all you can eat value deal because I’m cheap. My bare feet have never actually touched any surface, this includes my rugs, my shower, and the beach. I don’t like foods that are red, except for hot sauce, but I lie and call that orange. I call mice “mouses”, I love qdoba and I often laugh at others misfortunes. I have a strong jaw, I refuse to smile in pictures and ive been told that I could be a facial hair model. I’m a pretty normal guy, aside from the whole barefoot, don’t eat red foods, Arnold obsession, OCD… and I’m not gay although people have questioned it before.