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-----I AM NOT HERE TO MEET NEW PEOPLE-----
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----I AM CERTAINLY NOT ON HERE TO DATE----
---I AM HERE TO TALK TO MY REAL FRIENDS---
----------AND I AM HERE TO BLOG-----------
--------FEEL FREE TO READ THE BLOG--------
-SHOULD ANYTHING I WRITE OFFEND YOU, PLEASE GET BENT
-SHOULD YOU CHOOSE TO INITIATE A CONVERSATION, PLEASE REFRAIN FROM THE MYRIAD PICK UP LINES YOU MAY NORMALLY EMPLOY IN YOUR DESPERATE SEARCH FOR HUMAN COMPANIONSHIP AND SEXUAL RELATIONS. PLEASE KEEP TO THE TOPICS OF INTEREST IN THE CORRELATING TABLE, OR THOSE OF MY BLOGS.
-IF YOU ARE A SPAMMER; I HERE BY CURSE YOUR PATHETIC SOUL FOR ALL ETERNITY, AND HOPE THE FLEAS OF A THOUSAND CAMELS INFEST YOUR ARM PITS. YOU MONKEY BOTTOM BITERS.
-IF YOU ARE SOME ONE I DO ACTUALLY KNOW, BUT HAVE NOT SEEN IN SOME TIME, OR HAVE LOST TOUCH WITH FOR VARIOUS REASONS, PLEASE MESSAGE ME BEFORE SENDING A FRIENDS REQUEST.
-IF YOU ARE AN INDIVIDUAL THAT RESIDES IN MY REGIONAL LOCALITY, BUT DO NOT ACTUALLY KNOW ME IN PERSON, DO NOT BOTHER SENDING ME A FRIENDS REQUEST - I WILL NOT FRIEND YOU!
-HAVE A NICE DAY