7-11 should really start closing at 11 |
Last night I was driving home from my friend Adam's apartment back to my own house with my next-door nieghbor Paul in tow. It was around midnight and I was hurrying home to "protect" my wife who had c...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 14:13:00 GMT |
A long ride on a short bus. |
When I was growing up, I had a sinking suspicion that I was mentally retarded and no one was telling me. I had a cousin (who will remain anonomous in case he hasn't been told yet) who, unfortunat...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 10:20:00 GMT |
Blogs |
I hate writing blogs. Stupid blogs. Crap, I'm doing it again!
Posted by on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 11:47:00 GMT |
free-form haiku |
a piece of meat just fell
from my burrito
it landed on the keyboard
think i'll leave it for the next person
hope he(she) likes burrito meat
-christof von helmut
Posted by on Fri, 23 Sep 2005 14:24:00 GMT |
The Exiting News! |
List of people who are just babies:
-Jeremy
-Stinky L. Nicky
-Heather
-Me
-Tim
-Ryan
-Adam
-Buddis
-Donna
-Nandi
-Hank
-Rachel
-Stinky
-Nick Walker
-Me
-I'm an idiot.
Posted by on Tue, 13 Sep 2005 10:21:00 GMT |
Smoke Break |
This happened not two minutes ago:So I'm outside the office, smoking my third cigarette in an hour. I'm feeling a little sick of the habit, like maybe I want to quit. Then, an old man, no younger than...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Aug 2005 09:51:00 GMT |
Open mic 2: The Return of the Crystal Lady |
Last night I went back. I wasn't expecting much, maybe a sappy love ballad or two with painfully trite lyrics- or at best: another passionate recitation of marriage poems from our old friend in the Ug...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Apr 2005 13:01:00 GMT |
Open Mic |
Last night was really surreal. There's this place called the Harmony Sweet in Simi Valley of all god-awful places. Every Tues. night they have open mic and people from all around gather to hear unknow...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Mar 2005 12:29:00 GMT |
Red Salsa |
*chompmunchchomp*the red salsa at Baja Fresh is sooo good*chompmunchsmack*it's like- *munchmunch*-the perfect blend of-*brap*spicy and *chompchewsmack* not spicy.Ahhhh, fuck thats good.*sluuurp*On a Q...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Feb 2005 13:55:00 GMT |
