Right, I'm Lisa, I'm 21 years old, I am a girl, I am English, I have 2 arms, 2 legs, 2 breasts, a bum, a belly button (innie), hair, bones, finger nails etc etc. All the traits of a regular common household human being. Pretty standard to be honest. I also have a gorgeous little baby daughter by the name of Grace Diane who was born on Xmas Day 2006.
I was born and bred in Newcastle and have lived here my whole life. It really is an absolutely fabulous place. HA! No, really it is. I love it dearly. No, really I do...sometimes.
So yes, I live in Newcastle, Wallsend to be precise, Howdon to be even more accurate. It's a lovely little suburb. Full of culture and erm... charvas mostly! But I don't think I could imagine living anywhere else.
*~~*I love my little world of utter randomness*~~*
*~~*I love my daughter*~~*
*~~*I love my family*~~*
*~~*I love my friends*~~*
*~~*I love my boyfriend*~~*
*~~*I love being a drama queen*~~*
*~~*I love music so loud that you can’t hear yourself think*~~*
*~~*I love being immature*~~*
*~~*I love getting smashed on Bacardi*~~*
*~~*I love drinking pink Sambuca in Blackpool*~~*
*~~*I love going for random walks at 4am in my pajamas*~~*
*~~*I love how Leah is addicted to buying kittens*~~*
*~~*I love painting "CUNT" all over the toilets in Bulletproof*~~*
*~~*I love exaggerating everything*~~*
*~~*I love strong, manly men*~~
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*~~*I love my job at Orange*~~*
*~~*I love (certain) people I work with*~~*
*~~*I love the Fiesta Jungla in Magaluf*~~*
*~~*I love Jack the quiz man*~~*
*~~*I love boys*~~*
*~~*I love being common*~~*
*~~*I love how Nick can always make me smile*~~*
*~~*I love doing shots*~~*
*~~*I love saying "geet, "NAR" and "totally" way too much*~~*
*~~*I love taking photos*~~*
*~~*I love Maureen who works for Battle Hill Taxi’s*~~*
*~~*I love chain smoking until I can barely breathe*~~*
*~~*I love being drunk*~~*
*~~*I hate arguing with people who I really love*~~*
*~~*I hate people who hate me for no reason*~~*
*~~*I hate getting asked for ID*~~*
*~~*I hate being the subject of rumours*~~*
*~~*I hate being told what to do*~~*
*~~*I hate feeling old and growing up too quickly*~~*
*~~*I hate the fact I repeat myself ALL the time*~~*
*~~*I hate it when people collapse into drug-induced comas on my doorstep*~~*
*~~*I hate stupid pointless music that just sounds like noise*~~*
*~~*I hate it when I don’t get my own way*~~*
*~~*I hate it when people have to explain jokes to me*~~*
*~~*I hate being asked to say "wey aye man"*~~*
*~~*I hate other people's feet*~~*
*~~*I hate getting headaches*~~*
*~~*I hate that I can never ever find a lighter*~~*
*~~*I hate pointless body hair~~*
*~~*I hate that I don't think before I speak*~~*
*~~*I hate being insecure*~~*
*~~*I hate not being able to do anything with my hair*~~*
I'm probably boring you now with this 'window into my soul' moment, so I'll end on this note....C...
If you know me then this will all be already imprinted on your brain, but for those who don't know me and have randomly added me, then I hope you enjoyed the tour of me.
P.S: i don't add randoms that i've never met so don't bother!