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Truck:Sexy Mamma

Fuck You Juicebox ~ This Sexy Mamma 2B Found Her Koolaid

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*My favorite:***Color - Green** **Day - Thursday** **Band - Aerosmith****Songs - "November Rain" by GNR and "She Talks to Angels" by Black Crows, "Closer" by NIN**Number - 23****...and if you're not okay with these I will hunt you down and shoot you.**~~Things I Hate:~~Cottage Cheese, Whip Cream, Cool whip, Pumpkin Pie, Chinese food, Egg Nog, Cinnamon, The Center of Cinnamon Rolls, Crawfish, Cooked Mushrooms, Cigarette Smoking, Ugo's and Fatties, Natural Light, Pans, Maple Syrup, Any Oriental Food, Control Freaks, Corn Bread, Angel Food , Dirty People, People that Lie, Coconut, Cottage Cheese, Asperagus, Lima Beans, Kidney Beans, Raw Onions, Liver, Heart, Cactus Juice, Oatmeal Creme Cookies, every other type of white milk besides Vitamin D (hey how do you think I got my milkers?), Wendy's, Long John Silver's, Sushi, Guacamole, Italian Sausage, Eww - Tiramisu, Raisins, Dates (the fruit), Avacados, Any kind of meat not Well Done, Bread Soup, Bread Casarole, Black Licorice, French Toast, Chowder, Fish, Real Swiss Cheese, Oysters, Sweet Potatos, Raisins, Sourkraut, Reuben Sandwiches, Dark Chocolate, Fudge, White Gravy, Sweet Pickles, Deviled Eggs, Pop (or soda if your a douche-bag), and of course Rude People.-----I love sneezing...it's amazing ~ and so are green m&ms.TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Chaitra
Birthday: 12/29/83
Birthplace: K-Town
Current Location: L-Town
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Dark Brunette.
Height: A Perfect 68 Inches.
Right Handed or Left Handed: Switch Hitta but my Right likes to Dominate.
Your Heritage: German/Indian with a side of Italian.
The Shoes You Wore Today: None... I'm a Hippie Kid.
Your Weakness: El Cap-i-tan.
Your Fears: Dumb People... JK - I'm Claustophobic.
Your Perfect Pizza: Jalopenos, Pineapple, & P-Roni - That's how I roll Bitches!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Fight off all the rabbid Sorori-whores of the world.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Fuck Around.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Where's Da Beef?
Your Best Physical Feature: Everything... Der!
Your Bedtime: After the Oasis gets her fix!
Your Most Missed Memory: Dirt Bikin' It... Ringy Dingy Mother Fucker!
Pepsi or Coke: Pop is for pussies...
MacDonalds or Burger King: Home Cookin'.
Single or Group Dates: Operation Orgasm either way, right?!?!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Sun Brewed... UNSWEETENED.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Either one can be fun - Tee Hee!
Cappuccino or Coffee: Kahlua...
Do you Smoke: Icky... Hell no.
Do you Swear: Asshole Jerk Mother Fucker Dick Bitch... Uh...
Do you Sing: Like an Angel!
Do you Shower Daily: Twice... One for Cleaning and One for Playin!
Have you Been in Love: Sho have.
Do you want to go to College: Already there...
Do you want to get Married: I suppose I'll dominate just one man someday!
Do you belive in yourself: I do know how to please myself the best!
Do you get Motion Sickness: No, but the growth in my belly does...
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm Effin Amazingly Hot.
Are you a Health Freak: Well... I'm healthy... and a freak...
Do you get along with your Parents: They are my Sunshine!
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love 'em.
Do you play an Instrument: Is Chauncy an instument?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I have my fix of wine.
In the past month have you Smoked: Icky... no.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Do prenatals count?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Last night.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yesterday.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Who doesn't?!?!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Gag me with a fucking fork... Fuck No!
In the past month have you been on Stage: I am main stage bitches!
In the past month have you been Dumped: Negatory Ghost Rider!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: In da tub!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I've been a good girl this month!
Ever been Drunk: Does the sun shine?
Ever been called a Tease: Everyday...
Ever been Beaten up: A couple times...
Ever Shoplifted: Do stars twinkle?
How do you want to Die: Quietly in my sleep.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I never want to grow up.
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green/Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Dark
Short or Long Hair: Shag to short
Height: 5'10" - 6'5"
Weight: 180 - 215
Best Clothing Style: What ever fits his style.
Number of Drugs I have taken: I plead the 1,2,3,4, FIF!
Number of CDs I own: Bunches.
Number of Piercings: 10
Number of Tattoos: 7
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Don't regret the things you've done, Regret the things you haven't done.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Al Pacino... He is a bad ass motherfucker. I wouldn't mind having these eyes fall upon Mark Wilkerson or Mark Wahlberg in real life ~God Damn... they are effin hot~ Hope you got a big trunk, cause i'm gonna put my bike in it!
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Music:

I am a music junkieBilly Squier my kinda lover

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Movies:

Blade, Blade II, Blade Trinity, Stand By Me, Fight Club, Boondock Saints, Blow, Fear and Loathing, Stay, You Me and Everybody We Know, Running Scared, Shawshank Redemption, A River Runs Through It, The 3 Burials of Melquiades Estada, All the Friday's, All the Cheech and Chong's, Napoleon Dynomite, Oceans 11, Wonderland, ALL AL PACINO movies

Television:

Nip/Tuck, Rescue Me, Grounded For Life, Over There, King of Queens, The Shield, 24, Scrubs, Fast Inc., Thundercats, CSI, Law and Order, Boston Legal, One Tree Hill, That 70's Show, Adultswim, The Simpsons, Family Guy, All ESPN or sports related shows,I ABSOLUTELY HATE STUPID EFFIN' CELEBRITY REALITY PIECE OF SHIT SHOWS... deeply hate them all.

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Above all... my dirt bikin queen... JENNIFER JOY! First and foremost... everyone of my family and friends... and then...Pink Panther, Aqua Man, He-Man, Spiderman, All of the Thundercats, Superman, G.I. Joes, Popeye, Olive Oyl, Beetlejuice, Danger Mouse, Calvin and Hobbs, Non-Sequitor, FoxTrot, Captain Caveman and Son, Transformers, Captain Harlock and the Queen of a Thousand Years, The Flinstones, Captain N: Game Master, She-Ra: Princess of Power, Captain Power and the Soldiers of the Future, Curious George, Inspector Gaget, The Incredible Hulk, Smurfs, Jonny Quest, Scooby Doo, Pac-Man, Super Mario Brothers, Tarzan, Voltron: Defender of the Universe
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My Blog

Don't you just hate when you see someone when driving & you can't tell wether it's a he or she?

Home Made Birthday Cake:$7.00 Cold Stone Ice Cream:$5.00 Catching your boyfriend feeding HIS boyfriend while holding hands and"Lil Jer":Priceless...
Posted by Truck:Sexy Mamma on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 06:48:00 PST

We have a lot of the same interests... I mean, our book cases could marry each other!

First and foremost, I love eating carrots. I like the feeling when I'm chewing them, it makes me happy. Lately I have been driving 24-40 highway and I realize it was definitely thought up and ma...
Posted by Truck:Sexy Mamma on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 04:47:00 PST

Jimmy Crack Corn And I Don't Care...

  WHY I DON'T EAT ORIENTAL FOOD....
Posted by Truck:Sexy Mamma on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 01:59:00 PST

Drunk Driving 101

  Good afternoon to all of you fucking morons and welcome to Drunk Driving 101. We have a special guest today that is going to teach you all how to properly drink and drive.  Listen closely...
Posted by Truck:Sexy Mamma on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 11:56:00 PST

because i fucking hate people... in general.

I have come to the conclusion that no matter how much God puts on your shoulders... you can always handle it ~ He will never underestimate you, distrust you, or push you over a limit.  He knows t...
Posted by Truck:Sexy Mamma on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 11:17:00 PST

You know what... Fuck Sporks... Just Fuck 'em.

So with a little help from the ol' technological advances - I have found there are MANY haters of the spork... Even Leagues have been formed. Sporks UNITE... HUP HUP I vote No on Spork Marriag...
Posted by Truck:Sexy Mamma on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 10:42:00 PST

Good call... I'll just marry in to it.

  Pretty self explanatory I think......
Posted by Truck:Sexy Mamma on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 02:33:00 PST

QuikTrip: Every Trip Guaranteed.

Happy Bumpin Uglies Day You Fucking Ugly Bumpers ...
Posted by Truck:Sexy Mamma on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 01:36:00 PST

What A Fucked Up Day.

Have you ever had one of those days when you start crying and you really have no idea why... If not... good for you. If so, I need some help......
Posted by Truck:Sexy Mamma on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 12:13:00 PST

(_.~*~._.~*Lil Re Re*~._.~*~._)

This is cat for KISS MY ASS. So, once again, Lil Re Re lives up to her name.  I woke up to my phone in 3 pieces this a.m.  It got a little wet last night... one could say. Come to find out ...
Posted by Truck:Sexy Mamma on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 12:35:00 PST