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Amber McConnell

About Me

doesn't do autobiographies

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

redheads; lots of 'em

My Blog

Risk and Return

I've always prided myself on taking calculated risks; keeping it safe. This has been true in my personal life as well. There is some risk to everything, but I've chosen what's 'safe' (sick! I'm not ...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 15:11:00 GMT

Beckon Call

Bridges have burned.  It's totally hot!
Posted by on Wed, 09 May 2007 10:01:00 GMT

AMBER HAS SMD... OMG!

March 30 Resolution Despite my aversion to New Year's Resolutions, I have decided to resolve a serious issue mid-spring:  I have some seriously pasty skin.  It may sound superficial, but man...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 16:37:00 GMT

Diagnosis: Crotchfire

Ashley has diagnosed me (while gagging), that my obsession with redheads has become unhealthy.  She thinks that I just like redheads because I am obsessed with LINDSAY LOHAN.  Truth be ...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 21:01:00 GMT

Incog-Neat-O

Anonymity is kinda sweet.  Tonight I was driving on the _ _ _ freeway on my way to _ _   _ _ _ _ _ _ _ to go teach _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.  I'm rockin' out in my car, per usual, to on...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 23:23:00 GMT

My New Fitness Program- it works!!

So everyone is all like "whoah, Amber, you got all hot and stuff. Like you're all in shape and shit." Everyone wants to know how I did it and I'm like "totally" cause like everyone should be able to...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 01:09:00 GMT

Amber's Anatomy

Lets all thank the pretty little planet that I am not a doctor.  I may teach vocabulary to high school seniors, but I can't seem to get a good grasp of my anatomy.  Trust me boys, you DO NOT...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 21:09:00 GMT

I GOT CAUGHT (What can I do/All I want is to be next to you)

So I decided to "take 5" at work and head up to "CafĂ© 5" to refuel the caffeine tank.  The owner is this Armenian woman probably around 50 with a 21 year old daughter who always sleeps, and by al...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 02:09:00 GMT

I'm still in love...

...with myself
Posted by on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 21:14:00 GMT

Let's see if I'm more interesting than Clay

1. What do you order at McDonalds?Water: food is against my belief system.2. What color is your TV?Lately it's been in black and white, and no Ashley and I are not trying to be all retro3. What was yo...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 23:55:00 GMT