Hey, my name is Jack. Although I never update it, this is the MYSPACE page devoted to me and my infinite layers of funktastic surrealism. Wanted in four states by both local and national authorities, but (as of yet) captured in none!I have been many things. I have been a common day laborer, a photographer, a military man, an office manager, a comicbook geek, a story editor, and a loving and devoted Libra spinning wildly out of control in the cosmic ether of the universe. I have no time for all you plebians and your endless complaints! Caesar requires me at the Forum at mid-day, by his imperial decree! Stand aside!I'm originally from Wisconsin (at least OUR cows are sane!), moved to Minnesota (the land where the men are men, and the sheep are nervous) in 2001, and moved to Virginia (as a state we have had running water for almost ten years now, and I believe someone told me that Virginia is the state that invented the cat) in 2005.Needless to say, I'm adjusting to life here in the south. I am not sure if NASCAR, banana-flavored moonpies, RC cola, and any restaurant that serves "Chicken-N-Waffles" is a qualifier for that, but I am slowly finding out! If anyone wishes to contact me, just a reminder that I tend to wander far afield for days at a time, so if I do not get back to you right away just take heart that my inner voice is singing a song too delicious for me to ignore!
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A - Available I'm ALWAYS available, just not always needed
B - Best Friend Della Cleve, but if I want a really good frenemy (friend/enemy) it's Rachel
C - Crush Rachel (see above)
D - Dad's Name Iron Ray
E - Easiest Person To Talk To Paul, my upstairs neighbor. Best listener in the universe!
F - Favorite Band Steely Dan
G - Gummy Bears Or Worms Gummy Worms
H - Hometown Superior, Wisconsin
I - Instrument Of music? The bongo. Of destruction? The crossbow
J - Job Associate Producer
K - Kids Nope
L - Longest Car Ride Twenty-seven hours and three minutes
M - Milk Flavor
N - Number Of Siblings Originally six, now down to three
O - One Wish To not HAVE a frenemy (see above)
P - Phobias Spiders, heights, success, and sex
Q - Favorite Quote "Why do people always say they SUFFER from insanity? I seem to enjoy every damned minute of it!"
R - Reason To Smile It's Friday after 4pm. My weekend has arrived.
S - Song You Last Heard "The Great Suburban Showdown" by Billy Joel
T - Time You Woke Up 6:45am
U - Unknown Fact About Me I am now attempting to buy back an ancient Chippewa artifact of evil that once existed in my family's basement for over thirty years... THE SPOOKY JAR!
V - Vegetable Asparagus, lightly grilled, with lemon and butter
W - Worst Habits I am late for just about everything on Earth and in heaven
X - X-Rays You've Had Head (three times) and my left leg (seven times)
Y - Your Favorite Food Spaghetti carbonara, extra black pepper, extra butter
Z - Zodiac Sign Libra. It's ALL about embracing both the irrational and rational in your life.
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 66%
Stability |||||||||| 36%
Orderliness |||||| 26%
Accommodation |||||||||||| 43%
Interdependence |||||||||||||| 56%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Mystical |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||||| 56%
Materialism |||||||||||||| 56%
Narcissism |||||||||| 36%
Adventurousness |||||||||| 36%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 43%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||| 50%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||| 63%
Romantic |||||||||||||| 56%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Wealth |||||||||| 36%
Dependency |||||| 30%
Change averse |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Sexuality |||| 16%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Physical security |||||||||||||||| 63%
Physical Fitness || 10%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 70%
Vanity |||||| 23%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||| 56%
Female cliche |||||| 30% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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