Brokeback Zach[TU TE CHATRE!!!]

About Me

Hi, I'm Zach...
I am gay
Vegetarian since 9/16/07;)
I use the word "gay" when referring to something bad
I dont care what you think
deal with it...
I am extremely talkative
and I get obsessed with things very easily...
I like to do research on extremely random things...
and then share my findings with friends who will find it funny
I have a VERY short attention span sometimes...
I like to wear eyeliner and dangly earrings...
Is there anything wrong with that?
I am learning le franÃ§ais and espanol...
Tu madre, ta mere...
BAISEZ MON CUL!
TU TE CHATRES!!!!
I am VERY close to all of my friends,
and if you touch them,
I may just have to castrate you with a plastic spoon.
The Friends
Ivy Swartout (Ma Lesbienne favorite)
Natalia Bryant(Ma Tango-partner favorite)
Abby Francis (Ma cousine favorite)
"Mme Blueberry Fruit Tart"
Stephanie Schieltz (L'ami tres AWESHUMESTIEST)
"Mlle String Bean"
Kriselle Garwood
Sammy-mantha Pepple
Mr. Shore Crawford
Daniel Edwards
Nehana Kneebush
Tory Lee Tucker
Holly Snyder
Kalli Middlestetter
Gary Gackstatter
Carrie Jamison
You Are 60% Phobic
You have a few more phobias than the average person. And you're sometimes developing new ones.
Try to chill out and conquer some of your phobias. Facing your fears is the only way to get rid of them. How Phobic Are You?
You Are 89% Non Conformist
You're incredibly strange. And a weirdness like yours takes skill to cultivate!
No one really understands you. And you're cool with that. You just hope you never have to understand them! Are You a Nonconformist?I know... but I just HAD to... lol
You Are 0% Homophobic
You're open minded, tolerant, and accepting.
And you're not homophobic in the least :-) Are You Homophobic?Take the Gay Quiz at QuizRocket.com !
Make Your Own Quizwow... this kid is pretty cute...lol
How emo are you?
Holy Shit Your Emo Holy shit you actually are emo! Congratulations on not being a poser.
Myspace Quizzes

My Interests

I EXTREMELY enjoy anything creative...
theatre (although I am not in it)
orchestra
choir
abstract art
anything colorful
knitting
crocheting
sewing
reading palms
the art on tarot cards
PSH. yeah right...
You Are 36% Addicted to the Internet
Internet? Please. You're definitely not geeky enough to be that addicted.
You have a full life off your computer - and the internet is just a small pastime. Are You Addicted to the Internet?

I'd like to meet:

Margaret Cho
Zack Knupp
Haley Joel Osment
Ryan Cabrera
Ryan Sheckler
All of the Spice Girls
Madonna (WTF is her last name?!?!?!?!)
Cher (IDK her last name either!)
Pat Benatar
Kelly Clarkson
Kelli (the shoes girl)
Hal Sparks
No JKJKJK LOLOLOL

Whateverlife.com!

Music:

First off, My lovely cousin ABBY inspired my profile song
I like
anything loud with fun rhythm
anything soft and subtle
anything with words that are inspirational
anything funny
anything from a video game
Bands
Boys Like Girls
The Fray
t.A.T.u.
The Medic Droid
Britney (BEFORE she went slut)
Green Day
Sheryl Crowe
Cher
Madonna
PINK
Saving Jane
Hilary Duff
Evanescence
Linkin Park
Avril Lavigne
Pat Benatar
Kelli Clarkson
Your Celebrity Boob Twin:
Kelly Brook Who's Your Celebrity Boob Twin?
Your Personality is 67% Addictive
You definitely have an addictive personality, and you're probably hooked on something.
Even if it's just peanut M&Ms or online shopping. Do You Have an Addictive Personality?

Movies:

Television:

Queer as Folk!
Rick and Steve : The Happiest Gay Couple in all the World!
DeGrassi: The Next Generation
About a Girl
Wisecrack
Family guy
The Oblongs
Exposed
Room Raiders
Next
Fresh prince of Bel-Air
Malcolm in the Middle
The Simpsons
American Dad

Books:

Harry Potter 1-5
The Scarlet Letter
Brokeback Mountain
Gone with the Wind
To Kill a Mockingbird
Hannibal Rising

Heroes:

DIAGEO LIAM

My Blog

The Day of Silence poem

Today, my voice is silenced,somehow, our message will be heard;Today, I go unnoticed,in support of those you ignore;Today, I show my feelings,tomorrow, will anything change?Today, we work together,but...
Posted by Brokeback Zach[TU TE CHATRE!!!] on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 03:19:00 PST

My history exam...

I had 1.5 hoursI finished in 29minsthen my friend Tory finishedand we started silently goofing off and making faces at each other...We did things like pretend we had a piano, and make binoculars with ...
Posted by Brokeback Zach[TU TE CHATRE!!!] on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 05:51:00 PST

The Truth About Gay Guys

OH crap it's a fag! Wat do i do???? The Truth About Gay Guysby Karen Solomon, 02.05.04Homophobia is negative feelings ab...
Posted by Brokeback Zach[TU TE CHATRE!!!] on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 05:08:00 PST

A Tribute To Mekka, the most wonderful dog in the world...

My dog Mekka died very early this morning... She was 10 years old... We have had her since I was 5... She loved to play in the snow, to try to eat water, and to get scratched... anywhere... She is the...
Posted by Brokeback Zach[TU TE CHATRE!!!] on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 11:27:00 PST

The sweetest poem ever written; )

For Burning Love,IntoxicatesYour Endless DreamportraysI love you Zach forever is trueMY endless dream to be with youThe world is wrong and awrydont let this love pass us byover and over I hear you cal...
Posted by Brokeback Zach[TU TE CHATRE!!!] on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 07:30:00 PST

BOYFRIEND APPLICATION!!!

Whats your Name:Nickname:Age:Birthday:Location:Sexual Preference:Height:Weight:Body Type:Eye color:Hair Color:Favorite Bands:Favorite Movies:Religion:Smoke?:Drink?:Vegan/Vegetarian?:Drive?:Job?: Pierci...
Posted by Brokeback Zach[TU TE CHATRE!!!] on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 06:49:00 PST

100 truths / beliefs of mine, since I cant think of that many truths...(Only 88 at the moment)

1. I actually liked escargot.2. I think that Tom Welling is THE definition of gorgeous.3. I sometimes envy other friends because of their boyfriends.4. I think my life is lame.5. I like to try to eat ...
Posted by Brokeback Zach[TU TE CHATRE!!!] on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 11:47:00 PST

i dont want to hear it... A blog stolen from my dear friend Regina

before i jump into this blog. i just want evreyone to know that i WILL offend you. and if you dont feel like getting mad or sad even..then push the BACK button right now.i...
Posted by Brokeback Zach[TU TE CHATRE!!!] on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 07:38:00 PST

My Sidney 10

1.) I really dont know why ihung out with you...You were sort of a jerk all the time, but every once in a while, you were ok... 2.)You have issues...Youd just snap at the weirdest times...I didnt meet...
Posted by Brokeback Zach[TU TE CHATRE!!!] on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 05:20:00 PST

My 10

Everyone else is doing it, so I might as well also... Below are my Ten....See if you are one of them... 1.) You are gorgeous...I tell you so almost daily on myspace...You are also a bit slow at times,...
Posted by Brokeback Zach[TU TE CHATRE!!!] on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 02:54:00 PST