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J-Mall: The Wrath of Heaven

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

The loneliness of the long-distance runner... I know it. I feel it every day. Look at me... I'm 26 years old, I'm single... I'm at the TOP of my game... I'm DEVASTATINGLY good-looking... almost to a fault. It's no wonder that so many people are jealous of my superior talents... it's the price of genius. I can't blame them for being weaker than I; if I had to work with me, I, too, would be shaking in my boots because... I AM THE BEST. This is undisputed... ..

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My Interests

fakie varial kickflips w/180 body varials, ollie norths (regular AND fakie), casperflips, and girls who aren't just SAYING they want a guy to treat them good.

I'd like to meet:

Does it matter? Truth is, YOU all want to meet ME, but then you chicken out at the last moment. If you want to meet a great guy, and NOT be discouraged by his flaws & imperfections (as few as they may be... hehe), I'm right here. I'm awesome, and it's pretty much priority one on your wishlist to meet me. I'm not bragging, I'm just that amazing :) Still, I'd love to hear from y'all... hahaha

Music:



Movies:

Ask me yourself...

Books:

I am America, and So Can You! by Stephen Colbert; George Carlin's books "Brain Droppings," "When will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?" and "Napalm & Silly Putty;" The Art of War by Sun Tzu

Heroes:

me... fuck you guys, i'm awesome.

My Blog

War Heroes Might Be Criminals?! read on...

According to this article I found, the amount of felons allowed to enlist in the Armed Services is on the rise.  Just think... in a few years' time, we might be holding a parade for someone who w...
Posted by J-Mall: The Wrath of Heaven on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 12:58:00 PST

Lumberjack Fairy Tales... story 1

"Just a little bit more to go," he thought to himself.  "Ignore the aching... let that pain you feel go fuck itself sideways.  You came out here to do something, and you'll curse His name to...
Posted by J-Mall: The Wrath of Heaven on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 05:41:00 PST

The Five Stages of Grief... based on a true story

 "No& no, no, no, HELL no!  You gotta be kidding me!" "Sorry, chief& word just got in yesterday." "Those words must've come in wrong as hell.  This can't possibly be happening!" "It'...
Posted by J-Mall: The Wrath of Heaven on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 05:51:00 PST

The Ups (a tribute to my father)

Back when I was younger, my father once wrote this piece he called 'The Ups.'  It was basically about this guy who was having one of those really bad days.  Some jackass came around and told...
Posted by J-Mall: The Wrath of Heaven on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 12:32:00 PST

What I Just Noticed About Black History Month...

I wonder if I'm the only one who finds it weird that President's Day (tomorrow [02/18]... if you're in school, it's partly why your ass doesn't have to go for the next few days) just so happened to be...
Posted by J-Mall: The Wrath of Heaven on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 11:07:00 PST

LOOKS MATTER... a little holiday reading

Looks matter most to the 'beautiful'Science and empirical research adds further weight to the theory that I'm just too ugly for romance.  Ignorance truly is bliss sometimes... Enjoy your various ...
Posted by J-Mall: The Wrath of Heaven on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 11:22:00 PST

the upside to being down (interesting article)

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=1888521 1I found this interesting... then again, I'm an open-minded intellectual.  I don't want to say that other people aren't, but... well, y...
Posted by J-Mall: The Wrath of Heaven on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 02:40:00 PST

Nut Up or Shut Up...

"Do it!  Do it, boy!"  She screams at the top of her lungs.  "Talkin' all that mess& You want me to believe you ain't jus' blowin' smoke up my ass, you better fuckin' do it!"  She'...
Posted by J-Mall: The Wrath of Heaven on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 02:24:00 PST

10 random fun facts about me

When I tightly close my right hand into a fist, my knuckles always crack...I've busted my chin open 3 times... probably by doing something insanely stupid...I close my eyes and sometime...
Posted by J-Mall: The Wrath of Heaven on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 12:08:00 PST

A new jaw from stem cells?!?

Finnish patient gets a new jaw from his OWN stem cells!!!science is so amazing it's scary... i read this and couldn't believe it....
Posted by J-Mall: The Wrath of Heaven on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 12:05:00 PST