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Joseph

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About Me


[Marital Status] Married
[Shoe size] 10.5
[Parents still together] yes
[Siblings] 1 brother
[Pets] Not until i have my own place.
FAVORITES
[Color] lime green and royal blue
[Number] 9
[Animal] as long as they are nice
[Drinks] hard cider and vodka (outrage)
[Soda] cherry coke
[Book] huckleberry finn
[Flower] orchid
DO YOU
[Color your hair?] sometimes blonde
[Twirl your hair?] nope
[Have tattoos?] sometime
[Have Piercings?] never
[Cheat on tests/homework?] nope
[Drink/Smoke?] occasionally
[Like roller coasters?] only the good ones
[Wish you could live somewhere else?] as long as there are mountains
[Want more piercings?] no
[Like cleaning?] I like things tidy.
[Write in cursive or print?] both
[Own a web cam?] nope
[Know how to drive?] I hope so
[Own a cell phone?] yes
[Ever get off the damn computer?] I am usually never on
HAVE U EVER
[Been in a fist fight?] unfortunatley
[Considered a life of crime?] who hasn't
[Considered being a hooker?] what guy hasn't
[Lied to someone?] unfortunately
[Been in love?] married
[Made out with JUST a friend?] nope
[Been in lust?] frequently
[Used someone] unforgiveably
[Been used?] most likely
[Been cheated on?] supposedly
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] no
[Stolen anything?] maybe accidently
[Held a gun] i hunt
CURRENTS
[Current clothing] jeans and a t-shirt
[Current mood] average
[Current taste] glass of ice water
[What you currently smell like] cool water
[Current hair] fade (messy spike)
[Current thing I ought to be doing] working on my derby car or reading
[Current cd in stereo] system of a down
[Last book you read] Lincoln on Leadership
[Last movie you saw] Walk the Line
[Last thing you ate] pork chops, vegetables, baked potato
[Last person you talked to on the phone] Patrick
[Do drugs?] never
[Believe there is life on other planets?] hope so
Remember your first love?] never forget
[Still love him/her?] minimal
[Read the newspaper?] occasionally
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] yes
[Believe in miracles?] If you make them
[Do well in school?] i try
[Wear hats] baseball cap frequently
[Hate yourself?] no
[Have an obsession?] not to bad
[Collect anything?] coins
[Have a best friend?] Patrick, Mitch, Katrina
[Close friends?] Steve, Matt, Matt, TT, Shane, Brandon
[Like your handwriting?] good enough for me
[Care about looks] sometimes
LOVE LIFE
[First crush] Crystal DIckerson
[First kiss] Robin Johnson
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] absolutely
[Do you believe in "the one?"] Pretty sure
[Are you a tease?] i can be
[Too shy to make the first move?] more than likely
ARE U A
[Daydreamer] definately
[Bitch/Asshole] dickhead
[sarcastic] all the time but i dont realize it i guess
[Angel] i can be
[Devil] i can be
[Shy] definately
[Talkative] is there anything better
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My Interests

I enjoy working on the older style cars with my uncle. I enjoy building my demolition derby cars more than smashing them. Working with children with disabilities.

I'd like to meet:

Someone who would give me the opportunity to make some real money.

Music:

System of Down, Metallica, AC/DC, Save a horse ride a cowboy

Movies:

Anything with a vampire in it, Braveheart, Fear & Loathing in Los Vegas, Lord of the Rings (the Trilogy), Full Metal Jacket, Rocky (the series), The Thirteenth Warrior, The Fifth Element, Star Wars (all of them),

Television:

I don't watch cable or satelite television. (Football)

Books:

A Real Boy, I’m Not Naughty I’m Autistic, Huckleberry Finn,

Heroes:

The men who serve my county and those who bust theres everyday to make a living and continue to get no where.